A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?
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His horse was named Tuesday. However, their was also a drug cartel in town dealing a new narcotic called "Desticular Cancer". He knew that he couldn't leave the town is the clutches of this gang, and so he took matters into his own hands. He burst into their lab on Tuesday, blazing that young kush and no scoping all the gangsters. He bobbed, he weaved. He ducked and dodged. But alas, not all stories have happy endings. One of the gang members, carrying a weapon prototype known as the "Ballerhorn". He blasted our Hero's horse, evaporating it's throat. Our hero looked upon his long time companion, as it's life ebbed away. Fueled by rage, he began to glow, and went Super Saiyan, destroying the entire operation in the span of .420 seconds. Emerging from the smoke and rubble, our hero spotted a lone shape at the edge of the blast radius. A horse, tethered to a post. Walking up to it, he say a tag attached to it lead. The horse's name was Tuesday. Feeling hopeful, our hero rode off into the sunset, on Tuesday. [spoiler][i]Fin.[/i][/spoiler]
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He rode into town in a Benz.(on a Tuesday) Benz got rekt by cowboys. Cowboys had mlg clan leader. Leader had donkey named Tuesday. Man blows Tuesday to smithereens. Clan leader salty. Man no scopes whole clan. Freakin scrubs. Mayor rides in. Has horse named Tuesday. Wut, déjà vu. Fast scopes mayor with intervention. Rides around town for two days killin town. Finally got enough exp for diamond skin. Leaves town on Tuesday the horse. Bff's to this day.
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His horse was called Tuesday
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The horse is named Tuesday:)
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His girlfriend was called tuesday
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He had a [b]Big Iron[/b] on his hip.
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He has a attack helicopter named Tuesday
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Tuesday is the name of his best friend's meat.
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Edited by UberFonzie: 5/4/2015 3:06:38 AMHe accidentally slipped through a rip in spacetime, which sent him one week back in time, in order to rip time open in the correct location, so he could stabilize the time loop without creating a temporal paradox. He also may have had secks with himself.
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His donkey's name was Tuesday.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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His horse was named tuesday
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Horse time machine.
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Old joke.
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His horse was named Tuesday.
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Horse named Tuesday.
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He came in on tuesday, got his horse shot, bought another horse named tuesday and left 2 days later.
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He was riding a Delorean
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Horse's name is tueday,duh
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The horse's name is Tuesday
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the horse's name was tuesday
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The horse's name is Friday. However, due to climate change and gravity fluctuations, the town the man ride into flew around the Earth five times as fast as everywhere else. The man's two days were actually about three hours.
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Your fat mom he rode was named Tuesday. #rekt
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Sooo old
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The horse was named Tuesday
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The robot tiger he rode in on was named Tuesday.