Let's face it guys. I'm blood thirsty and need to see a real duel between buff guys in tighty-whities. Think of how many problems this will solve:
>the pacman fanbase's rage
>world hunger (for wild animals everywhere)
>my very low bank account (don't make bets kids)
>crime (put criminals in dressed as lions against the trained criminal gladiators. Winner dies, loser immediately goes to the next round)
>war (leaders just duke it out in the arena)
>the honey bee crisis (our bees need secure jobs and better homes to support their families)
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I basically live in the Medieval ages, so this is a bit bias, but I think they should bring some kind of torture to add in to/replace capital punishment (death penalty). I mean, If some guy went and -blam!- a ton of people, that's considered a major issue back then. He would likely be clapped in alligator shears and left to die. Very dark, but it would sure as hell set would-be wrongdoers in order if this stuff made a comeback. Here is a small liso of only a few devices they loved to use... WARNING: Not for the feint of heart or uneasy. (No major graphic images, albeit some are quite creepy). [spoiler]http://opishposh.com/15-gruesomely-painful-medieval-torture-devices/[/spoiler]
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Just shoot another black teen
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Why does the winner die?
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I'd rather have trial by combat and let the gods decide who is guilty. Court TV will be the most watched channel ever.
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IVE GOT THE BLOOD LUST
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I might consider watching the presidential debates from now on if we institute a similar system.
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Yep. Would definitely make the world better. IGN 10/10
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I'll sign
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Nope.
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um.....
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Wait isn't Australia bringing back a psudo-gladiator sport?
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Gladiatorial combat, the best solution
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Hell yea!!!!
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Lets be honest Who DOESNT want to see a gladatorial fight to the death? (Apart from fgts)
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Mother of god... Why did I never think of this? ALFRED GET ME MY NOTEPAD!
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[i]Brilliant![/i]
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*Takes off sunglasses* My god
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Super bump