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4/28/2015 5:40:12 PM
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destiny story revealed ((canon))

Destiny story confirmed!!! part 1 The story behind destiny can be really hard to understand. So here is a simplified version of he complex universe that is this game!... Their was once a "broken mirror" salesmen who was going to be arrested because the mirrors he was selling wernt actually mirrors at all! They were a thing. Then just before the arrest he escaped and fled to the tower and bought a mask from the lusty Eva lavante. They instantly had a conection and he knew he had to turn his life around. So he became a motivational speaker and got the nickname "the speaker" and had a baby with the lusty Eva named Hue Man a robot with vision, he always played and collided with the other children so they where constantly on the same fireteam together playing and confiding in each other their deepest secrets like him being a robot. But one day THE SKYRIM PLANET SHOWED UP AND WITH IT THE DARK ELVES!! Who started screaming their darkness around the world until it was all full of darkness and stuff. let's jump forward 30 years and Hue Man is 26 and the leader of the dark brother hood of steel, the last hope for the people of earth. They fought the elves until the great split. Where Hue was wounded after splitting a dark elf down the middle causing it to split into the fallen and the hive! After the battle he could only sweep stairs and that's where he met his true love.... .... the third step from the top. They furiously mated until they created kadi 55-30 who also fell in love with the vault and made your father..... master raul who because of a troubling child hood...he chose the Jewish faith and met his wife eris morn your father mother!!! why bore you from her whore and hates you dearly. after birth she put her child in a time machine and it died until a ghost revived it. end act 1 act 2 p¤ublue= Ded it was a normal day and wolfy wad admiring skyrim planet because it's pretty when tako pointed multiple ties at a wall and said let's fly. he flew onto the vault and sat on birds. "V.o.g. hard mod noob lol." wolfy wad confused when they said this because he was a lowly level 14 getting his first rare cape on moon....... suddenly tako took the three of them to earth and flew to russia "wolfy, Bloox. you want to do devils lair?" "sure" replied the two of them to tako. then they flew to the cosmodrom and found a tank thing that had ashore wire rifle noobs that kill you when suddenly a lowly drag named poublu ran at them and bloox shot him and he = Ded. "Omg you kill him!" yelled wolfy, his ears twitching frantically. "whyyyy" exclaimed Tako. "he was kill us" said bloox staring at the two. "he is poublou! he is are friend!!" said tako. "yah he love!" said wolfy. "I kill friend love ooooh sry." said bloox. they moved on to skeptics prim and they kill him and went back to the tower. they sat around morning the loss of their beloved friend publu wolfy shedding a lowly tear of saddness. "why did bloox kill poublu?" asked wolfy. "because he wanted to." awnserd Tako. a look of sadness on his robot face. ((also tako is a exo) " we must retrieve his soul from the vault!" yells wolfy tail wagging exitedly. "but how yelled tako in respons" "ready we go to the speaker and buy an underground illegal mirror to go to moon and start looking for awnsers." said wolfy quietly. as a guard walked past. "that's illegal" said bloox. "whatever noob we are doing wolfy plan first." said tako with happyness. then they set off to the speaker. they arrived at the speaker and started whispering. "hey we need your illegal mirror to go to the moon and save pooblu." said tako with silence " ok " said the speaker unpacking a mirror to the moon as he said so. "but it's illegal!" exclaimed bloox with scared "shush nub! you can find poobluh with or without us!" yelled tako in silence. "yah!" said Wolfy. suddenly a man walked up to tako and gave them all khavostovs and walked away. "thank you man who gave us khavostovs." said wolfy and bloox and tako and speaker. end act 2 Act 3 bloox love publu suddenly wolfy and tako and bloox teleport to the moon and start searching for soul vault. when they run into a lowly drag named mublu who says he is poublu cousin. "I am poublu cousin." said moublue. "ok, where is poublu?" asked wolfy. "in soul vault." awnsers mublu "ok publu cousin." said tako in freewill. "bye I need to go home now bue." said poublu cousin. tako and wolfy and bloox run over to the hive temple in the moon and start searching for soul vault. "its not here." said wolfy "I no." said tako in agreement. "aghhh" grunted bloox in sass. then they found a bottle with a message in it. "look bloox." said tako in surprise. "I see" bloox picking up the bottle with his hand. and reads the message. "I have poubloo in hostage and I want money for him." said bloox in reading. "this is quit the perdickamunt." said tako in problem "now poublu is hostage and we have to pay money to save him!" yelled wolfy but is on the moon so it didn't work. then they teleport back to the tower and get gear for their trip to mars. end act 3 act 4 anime chapter. it was a normal day at the tower and wolfy and tako and bloox were at luciel's bar and grill. listening to music and meeting sexy ladies with peg legs they went and started dancing with manly lady titen and then stoped. wolfy sat down with a sexy woman hunter named chuke. "he'llo sexy woman" said wolfy. "hello sexy man I am a robot now." said chuck "I'm not picky please love me." said wolfy in sexy. "damn your a sexy wolf." said chuck. "I know." said wolf. "make me your wolf love baby sexy beast." said chuck "ok" said wolfy in cool. wolfy and tako and bloox and chuck go to gunsmith and buy ammo for their khevostov and then go back to the bar. bloox sat down alone wallowing in self pitty. "I am sad!" bloox said to himself. a catwoman walked up to him and started giving him a lapdance. "meow." said the catlady. "geewilicur." exclaimed bloox in aroused. "I'm your cat mate now woow." said the catwoman "what's your name?" asked bloox. "catwoman." said catwoman. catwomAn stop grinding and sat down with wolfy and started loving him instantly. "I love you instantly wolfy." said catwoman as she lay on his lap. tako was biting at the bar talking to Luciel who was also a wolf. but was a woman. "hello wolf luciel." said tako in conversation "hello guardian. buy something or get out." said luciel. "I want a double milk shake with sprinkled and ice cream and gin." said tako in ordering "alright a man shake is good you manly man." meanwhile catwoman and chuke rub wolfys chest and ears. "your so handsome wolfy." said catwoman. "your chest is so manly." said chuck with cooing. wolfy held either of them under his arms in an arousing way. to show the bar his greatness. his tail wagging seductivly. tako was drinking his man shake and luciel sat beside him her tail hitting him while it wagged. "your a hero rant you tako?" asked luciel. "yes I am I am an awsome hero who kills big monsters." said tako in conversation. "I find that attractive in a man." said luciel. "I like a woman who likes a man who kills big monsters." said tako with flirting. when suddenly bloox runs up and shoots luciel in the face with his man rifle. "BLOOX YOU KILLED PUNE!" yelled tako in angry. "man gun!" said bloox calmly. wolfy was busy pleasing the ladies with his body and making combat loving to them to hear the comotion. " bloox your a terrible person." said tako in hurtful way. "I'm cool to unlike you tako." said bloox as he punched tako in his face with his face attackingly. meanwhile wolfy was in the tip lounge making love to the ladies with furious skill and making babies. "love me wolfy." said cat as she rubbed him up and down. "I am." said wolfy while doing the same. "I will watch." said chuck. "your good at love said catwoman to wolfy." "I know" said wolfy while stroking her hair. "waaaaaaaAaaaaaaa." said catwoman to wolfy "I know."said wolfy. meanwhile bloox was breaking tako bones with a burning chair. "yah eat my wood tako! take it!" said bloox loudly. "uhh please no!" yelled tako with scared fury. wolfy was done with his loving and came out to talk to bloox and tako loudly. "bloox tako we should prepare for adventure." said wolfy while walking to the bar. tako was still receiving blooxes wood in his face when wolfy came out. wolfy rushed over to bloox and smacked him with his man hand to make him stop and bloox stoped "sorry tako." said bloox "ples don't do it again bloox." said tako in large relieve. wolfy picked up tako and carried him like c3p0 on chubaca over to the robot repair place outside the bar. "repair tako woman!" said wolfy to the mechanic "ok but it will cost you money." said the mechanic. "ok but I don't have money." said wolfy sexy way. "then you can pay me in other ways." said mechanic in flirting. "as you wish sexy lady." said wolfy as he grawled her and they made love on the spot. end act 4 to be continue...

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