Here's why. 20 min. ago nature calls so I go plop down on the throne, break out the phone and cruise the bungie forums to see what's up. Destiny is filled with a bunch of whiners today so I go to Offtopic. What do I find? Let me tell you. 1. REKT M8 is raisin' hell because he can't find any old people. 2. Meowmix79 is slinging sh!t on Destiny's door step trying to get them riled up. 3. Some dude is asking why his balls hurt. And finally Deadkarissa is running for president. So I'm giggling at all the comments and whatnot and then it hits me....my got dam legs are asleep from where my elbows were sitting and now I can't get up. Oh but wait. Here's the kicker, now I can't even remember if I took a sh!t or not.....so again, as I sit here suffering on the sh!tter through the pain of a thousand needles in my legs....Kiss my a$$ flood and have a good day!