Some absolute state of an obese young woman was trying to shout at somebody across the entire distance of Aylesbury this afternoon. As I passed her and fantasised about upholstering a firearm, pressing it to the side of her head and pulling the trigger, the image in my mind was of Fatebribger. So, for the betterment or mankind, if you had to dispense cold, hard justice on the streets of your City, which hand cannon would you go to? Note: I understand that Fatebribger is limited to 300HP of justice per round, and that Firefly may cause justice to innocent bystanders.