Titans - Hello everyone, i am someone who punches things and uses rocket launchers, smashes things when im scared and pops a bubble so i can be useful in raids. Also everyone can do what i do but better but i generate alot of orbs.
Warlocks - Wheres my weapons of light retards? I gotta run in and carry you with my shotgun and self res since all you do is snipe and use the gjally! Oh look! A hunter using blink lol, trying to be a warlock! Why dont you just make a warlock baddy!
Hunter - And im a douchebag! Dont know how to play my class! Still get invited to crota checkpoints! Think your good? Lol i can go invisible with a shotgun! But dont chase me too much. Its hard to run in this cheap batman costume! Oh crap someones using hard light! Better use my rocket! (Shoots rocket) hahaha! Get ganked newb! "But you used the gjallarhorn..." Shut up newb!
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I see no satire tag. Where is it?