Best raider = smoggypluto

This is a story of how i stopped judging squeakers, then eventually trained a squeaker! I had a squeaker join in with my regular raid team for normal crota run! I was annoyed but The team were excited to here another squeaker! I played as my titan! My team and I goes down with squeaker to Traverse the Abyss! We naturally decided to let me cheese it as a titan by jumping up to the ledge, but the squeaker had other plans! He said everyone stay here I'll run it with my hunter! We ran together I made the jump at second lights, he died at third lights followed by a barrage of squeaker rage! Good thing he died though! [spoiler]LOLOLOL[/spoiler] I get to the last light and activate the plate! I stand on the rock by the light, start a camp fire and break marshmallows waiting for the orge! But squeaker says I'll die standing there and is sure of himself! Whilst the marshmallow is slowly turning golden brown, my team decides they want to join me for some marshmallows! [spoiler]The team discovers squeaker's orb at the edge of one of the holes! The hero fell down a hole! LOLOLOL [/spoiler] The team revives squeaker, squeaker is in a hurry to come assist me with taking out the Demi-God Ogre! Keeps yelling hide hide hide... We're coming... The team is laughing but don't say anything! Squeaker comes to where I am and is curious what happened to the ogre! He is overwhelmed by thralls and dies! I just went towards the light ignoring the squeakers request to revive him... We're at the bridge now and squeaker wants to cheese and swing across! Team lets him do it for laughs, he failed 3 swords followed with squeaker rage! We wipe just cause we Cbf dealing with all the acolytes! Squeaker wants to go across, dies 4th time! A member of the team goes across and we despawn from the tower! Squeaker complaining we hardly revive him! I raged and said stop -blam!-ing dying! The team are all laughing! I felt dumb for taking the gr8 b8! And so again we complete another cp whilst squeaker is dead! We ran through the hall of shriekers and the squeaker was first through and made it into the chest room! Kudos to him for doing something right, but man he was demanding we should be thankful! "If it weren't for me..." The team were laughing and buttering him up and making him feel epic! [spoiler] I almost took the gr8 b8 and raged it![/spoiler] At deathsinger cp I break right with squeaker and the team breaks left! Squeaker is doing over kill and shooting a gallie into the left and right wizards! Yes he did well, and no I wasn't thankful! I personally thought a bit OTT! Both shriekers are down and we all gather on the right side! We storm in killing everyone! I called out that I'm popping a bubble in the room! Squeaker is way out in front shooting rockets decides to retreat into my bubble! He reloads in my bubble and immediately shoots inside the bubble! Squeaker rages and it's immediately my fault! [spoiler]WTF?! LOLOLOL[/spoiler] Team killed death singer and I revived squeaker cause I acknowledge his efforts! We eliminate the rest of the hive lackies! Crota cp comes and I was surprised squeaker stayed alive for this one! I normally run sword for the team, but squeaker says he should run it cause only hunters can do sword! [spoiler]i took the gr8 b8 and argued with him that I'll run sword! [/spoiler] Cbf doing trial and error runs with him as Swordbearer! The team agreed with me to let me do it! Squeaker submits! I would that agree hunters have it the easiest but they're not the only class for it! We lock and load with systems and weapons checked! He ended up running out there getting the chalice then running back up to give it to me? Wtf?! So much unnecessary involved in that! The team has taken up position and take down swordbearer! we down crota in one Sword! I hear squeaker squealing at the surprise of crota going down in 1 sword! Team is laughing! It's the end of raid! Got a bunch dismantle awards! I'm sad to part ways with squeaker, he grew on me! Team and I back out! Squeaker messages me to teach him, I accepted his friend request, now I have a new apprentice!

Best player ive raided with? Thats my wife ......if you read this can i come home now sweetheart?

Was this kid American? The American kids seem to be obsessed with elitism and "knowing it all" compared to kids from other countries such as the UK, Ireland, Australia etc. I had the same problem with a kid involving a personal friend of mine I was carrying his then level 30 Warlock through Hard Crota. I am a skilled swordbearer on my Hunter and the plan was that my friend would die before we left the crystal room at Crota CP so he wouldn't have to endure running to the ogre room and things going tits up. Even without him killing himself, he is a pretty competent player and is one of those guys you want on your Fireteam for a Raid. Can't wait to run the Prison of Elders with him! We might not need that third person! Fireteam consisted of four level 32s consisting of two titans, a Warlock, Hunter (me) and my level 30 friend (another Warlock). The others were okay with my friend tagging along as I was running sword and an experienced swordbearer is a guaranteed completion. Four of us happened to have Gjallarhorn the other Hunger of Crota (luck of the draw when searching for players), so there was going to be no problems taking Crota down with even with 3 players on middle platform. We get to the Bridge CP unscathed. By unanimous decision we decided to cheese the Bridge because, 1) we were a 5 player fireteam 2) one of us was severely underleveled and 3) another did not know how to do it legit. One titan had Helm of Saint 14 so my level 30 friend was paired with him. I held the middle of my own (Invisibility super, Don't Touch Me etc.). Bridge constructs, Swordbearer is killed without fail, I run to retrieve sword whilst another player justs hold the bridge for the split second so I can cross the bridge. I cross the bridge, hide and everyone wipes except a Titan who knows how to reach the top of the Tower. Just as the Titan reaches the top of the Tower, somebody joins and glitches out the whole encounter as the enemies did not despawn even when the Titan at the top of the Tower kills himself. We had to force a wipe. Kid joins chat and with in his squeaky voice the first thing he says "Why is there a level 30 in here?". My reply "because I said so". We spawn in and lag starts to creep in which is often associated with wiping and fireteam members with bad connection. It was that bad we had to go to orbit and switch leader. I switch leader to anyone but the squeaker. We spawn in again and we forced a wipe again because some how the Gatekeeper managed to kill me when I was hiding behind the pillar. Spawn in more lag associated with wiping reoccurs. FT leader promotes a new player in the Raid and the vicious cycle of lagging continues. The new guy eventually promotes the squeaker. Don't ask me why lol. The squeaker boots my level 30 friend because "he was holding us back" and goes on to invite one of his friends. I leave and they are swordbearerless. One minute later he is begging me to join back because he must have found out that I was the swordbearer. I rejoin the party. Kid: "Hey, you can run sword right?" Me: "Yes I can" Kid: "Sweet" Me: "I just came onto say that I will not be swordbearing for you as you kicked my friend for one of your own, I don't leave one of my own behind so... BYYYEEEE!!! Then I commence to hear a shit storm of swearing towards that kid from the FT members.

I raided with a group of funny brits on day. My mic was muted through the whole thing. I was laughing the whole time my back started to hurt.

I was doing a raid with two squeakers and down other guys and the kids were Titans. They kept screaming out " DONT WORRY GUYS I have ruin wings I will give you all heavy ammo!" Also I was using NLB for heavy ammo glitch and they said to kick me for using it *facepalm* they also said they were pro raiders yet never heard of heavy ammo glitch BUT of course they knew how to cheese