Deep in the vault of the forums, the fabric of sanity bends to the will of the trolls. Warlocks speak in tones of awe of the fgts - creatures that seem to posses a dreaded, and almost unimaginable strength: a Verbalized weapon. Like the trolls and the satire, the fgts reputedly possess the ability to annoy and be ignorant. Whatever they dislike becomes subject to their annoyance and stupidity. Until some virtual ducktape is found, Guardians must avoid their comments at all costs - or reply with an immediate and overwhelming mute. The fgts' ability must be tied to the nature of the vault of the forums. We can take pleasure in knowing that the fgts cannot manifest this power in the real world. Gorgon card