What do? I hate cats.
[spoiler] Posted here because she gets a kick out of all of your comments[/spoiler]
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Make her give you 5 before buying one. Make a deal with her, the first time she forgets to suck you kick the cat out
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Those blowjobs would last a week, tops
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but... [spoiler]she's lying.[/spoiler]
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Hope this helps.
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Its a trap!!!!
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Older post, saw you got the cats.....Did she keep the promise?
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Get a cat and the BJs will stop
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Who has to be bribed to get a cat in the first place?
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72% of men are whipped. I'm pretty disappointed in you guys.
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lol your wife bribes you with sexual acts. what a lovely relationship
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Its a scam. She'll never be in the mood and you'll be cleaning the litter box.[spoiler]you're welcome[/spoiler]
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Well, it seems the logical choice would be yes, while your instinct should say...... Also yes. So... Ah...
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Dear editor: Are you Gay?
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First off: cats are amazing and your not a human being if you hate them. Second: why wouldn't you have sex with your wife?
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Cats are great sex is abomination answer sacrifice your wife to satan and get some cats
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So it you moron! Do it!
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You fool! She tricked you! Now she has a trump card when you really want something. You: Hey babe can I have... Her: Do you still want those blow jobs You: (look of defeat) Her:Thought so.
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Don't appease her! [spoiler]she'll gain control![/spoiler]
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Looks like OP is getting his wife mouthwash for Christmas.
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To me it sounds like your getting blowjobs and some pussy. That, my good sir, is what we call a win-win situation.
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Dude, get a dog. Cats are evil..... Dog/three some compromise.......
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That's her currency for everyone
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I used to hate cats. Now? Not so much. Blowjobs? [spoiler]Yes please.[/spoiler]
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Offer her a blowjob ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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This was -blam!-ing ages ago. Did you get the cat?
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CATS ARE RAT DEMONS. NOT WORTH IT.