Seriously, what the hell? Why are we talking about stupid revolutionary advances in scientific discovery, when we could talk about bubble wrap? Everything you need Fixt can be solved with bubble wrap. Dead parents? [spoiler]Put them in bubble wrap[/spoiler] No clothes? [spoiler]Wrap [i]yourself[/i] in bubble wrap[/spoiler] Deathly ill? [spoiler]Put some bubble wrap on that bitch[/spoiler] Girl Problems? [spoiler]If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but bubble wrap ain't one.[/spoiler] Bubble wrap is the greatest time waster also. Stuck at a wedding? [spoiler]Wrap the groom in bubble wrap[/spoiler] Stuck at a funeral? [spoiler]Wrap the grieving in bubble wrap[/spoiler] Waiting for your HotPocket to cook? [spoiler]Make a cocoon out of bubble wrap and wait 2,000 years where you will be greeted by a robot named S.T.A.N. (Super Tiny Attack Nerd). He will take you to a metropolis and you will fall in love with some redhead. She will later reveal to you that she is actually the rightful heiress to the metropolis but her uncle is trying to get her assassinated. Now it is your job to stop her uncle. You and your robot companion invade your love interests uncle's castle, where you realize the uncle is actually you from an alternative timeline. This revelation causes the universe to collapse on itself all because you decided to make a stupid -blam!-ing HotPocket without my permission! I hope you're proud of yourself. Now the universe is gone, and I'm all out of HotPockets.[/spoiler] Or we could talk about tin foil if you would like...