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Edited by Moggy Schwab:
4/2/2015 1:40:35 AM
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Would you rather?
[b]COME ON GUYS...[/b]
It says DATE the QUEEN. Nothing more, nothing less. Please don't comment that you wanna do otherwise.
Bump after voting?
Guys seriously. Thank you! I never imagined that I would get this much response! You guys rock.
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#Destiny
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1 ReplySo I go on a date with the Queen, she turns out to be a complete bunny boiler with daddy issues who keeps giving me the eye all night so make my excuses and end up in a sleezy bar with Xur. Get into an argument about why he never sells Gally and end up getting chucked out by a Titan working part time as a bouncer. Blag my drunken self into the Atheon and Crota fight (paying Bungie money shocking). Atheon falls off the ring and Crota can't stand up after falling on one knee. End up making friends with a Thrall named Kevin, take him home and adopt him as my own - make him up a nice blanket in the kitchen - where he tells me my Destiny.......on a planet far away, whilst defending a zone known only as B, I will fall to my death after running away from my own trip mine grenade.
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2 RepliesAround the solar system tens of thousands of thralls live in destitute poverty. Little thrall billy is forced to walk 10 miles a day through lunar wastelands just to get clean ember. Along the way he must avoid deadly guardian ambushes and endure the headache of dregs forcing him to play kiss and catch around rocks and debris. Little billy never catches them. But you can help little thrall billy and thousands like him. Please call 555-adoptathrall and give hope to those who have non. Open your hearts.
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Edited by Lynx7386: 5/6/2015 4:33:18 PMOther - have a harem of fallen girls. Queen is overused by her brother. Atheon would zap crota back to infancy and eat him for supper. Thrall are too noisy, xur would slurp his drink with his tentacles, and there is no true destiny.
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1 ReplyEdited by Moggy Schwab: 5/7/2015 5:38:49 PMBump 2.0
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3 RepliesMay I engage intercourse with the queen?
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I would adopt a thrall and take him to a death match between team crota and atheon vs team Randal the vandal and his pet shank
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Well..obviously date the queen... Because that's who my wife would be if she played :p
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Have the Stranger straddle me! ;) I'll let you guess the rest! ;)
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It's all the same in the dark.
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1 hour with the stranger[spoiler]omg those legs[/spoiler]
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I'd kill for a Thrall
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1 ReplyAtheon vs Crota is the true fight of the century.
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2 RepliesATHEON ATHEON ATHEON!!!
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6 RepliesI'd love to get knee deep in the queen.
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2 RepliesI shall call my Thrall Bob. I shall keep Bob in a cage and use cattle prods on him for around a year, until he is good and mean. Then I will release Bob in the offices of the bungie people responsible for weapon buffs/nerfs. Once they are put in order, I shall introduce Bob to the people responsible for the lack of content on the DB. Once Bob has had his fun I shall let him roam free in the bungie offices just to keep them on their toes and so I can say... "No Bungie, Bad bungie, I shall sick Bob on you if you keep this up."
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Edited by Skeletor: 5/6/2015 5:10:24 PMTake the queen out on a fancy dinner date, then proceed to f*ck the Queens' brains out. After 3 years of dating, Eventually we will get married and adopt a thrall. We will have 2 children who will occasionally get visits and gifts from uncle Xür. Our kids will become legendary guardians while we grow old together and happily live out the rest of our lives.
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Atheon vs crota is what paquio vs mayweather should have been like.
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A date can lead to sex. I vote for the Reef Queen.
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1 Replyno love for Eris?
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How about have sex with the queen :)
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1 ReplyDate the Queen by far I would like to see the fight, but it's physically impossible. Aetheon can't live outside the vault, since we destroyed Crotas soul, he can only exist in his realm. If they met outside somehow, crota would win because aetheon can't teleport him, there would be no oracles, and aetheon wouldn't have a sword
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Date the queen, she's hot
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Crota would make atheon his b1tch. To short of a fight. Besides who wouldn't date the queen :p
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2 RepliesThere were options other than "date the queen?"
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1 Reply... Whats the point of this post?
