I have had my fair share of embarrassing moments and done some stupid things unsurprisingly.
Once whilst very, very drunk my Ex-girlfriend gave me some black coffee to help sober me up, I spilled the entire contents on my groin. It sobered me up rather quickly, excruciating pain is an understatement.
[b]What is the stupidest thing or most embarrassing moment you have had?
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Came inside from a super cold day and I had my jockstrap on from baseball practice too so my dick was...er...hiding. If you catch my drift. I'm changing into my comfortable clothes when my friend pantses me in front of everyone except he didn't just grab my pants...he grabbed EVERYTHING. Fml all of my friends saw all of my junk, and when it was hiding too not at normal length, so I got made fun of for the longest time for that and I wanted to crawl up into a ball and die right there. I was hanging out with my girlfriend after school that day too so I was just in an awful mood haha
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I farted and a piece of shit came out.
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Tripping/Near Falling in front of people....in all honestly that's it *holds chin*
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most stupid and painful moment... when i spilled peppermint oil on my crotch. it hurt like hell.
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Edited by PuppyDuckMSB: 3/30/2015 5:39:47 AMOh God! Too many options, you want childhood home, childhood school, teen social or sex related? The coffee sounds awful, especially if you were not clothed! If you were, still bad but maybe not as bad.
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Edited by OftheBloodguard: 3/30/2015 6:14:18 AMAlright. Okay. Here we go. I was on the floor in my lounge on my laptop while my ex-girlfriend was up on the couch. I don't remember how, but I managed to stumble upon some erotic fiction. For a laugh, I read it. Unexpectedly, the ending made me burst out laughing. When she asked me what was so funny, a thought crossed my mind: "[i]Am I really about to explain I was reading erotic fiction?" [/i] That thought made me laugh even harder. Eventually, I managed to get the point across. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did. ;_;
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I'm sorry Bane, But that's -blam!-ing hilarious.