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Edited by BRUTE196: 4/1/2015 12:34:14 AM
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There's a LOUD cricket in my room. It's finished...

Its 4:15am and this cricket won't shut the f[i]u[/i]ck up. I can't sleep and I can't find the bastard. ITS SUPER LOUD AND IM REALLY PISSED THE F OFF. I WANT TO SLEEP. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH [b][i][u]EDIT[/u][/i][/b]:5:29 AND THE BASTARD IS STILL GOING. MY EARS ARE BLEEDING. THE NOISE IS PIERCING MY EARS. IM FRUSTRADED AS -blam!-. I swear once I find it... ONCE I FIND IT. I CANT FIND IT [b][i][u]EDIT[/u][/i][/b]: 5:32 WHAT THE EVER LIVING F[i][/i]CK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS [b][i][u]EDIT[/u][/i][/b]: 5:40am ITS OVER. ITS DONE. my god... That little bitch must of sawed his legs off with all the friction he would of done with his leg. I just want to sleep... But Now I'm extremely hungry. [b][i][u]EDIT[/u][/i][/b] 5:45 its been an hour. He's now doing short bursts of noise impact OH GOD NO HES STrted again send help. Noble team. Chief. Sabe me. [b][i][u]EDIT[/u][/i][/b]: 5:51AM all hope is lost. I'm giving in, I'm wearing thin, I can't go on any more. Out of all the things to end my life, its a cricket. Rip. [b][i][u]EDIT[/u][/i][/b] okay. I survived. I was about to walk out my door and sleep in the lounge room but the noise stopped just before I opened the door. So I thought "finally" and went back to pay down and go to sleep. It was the most peaceful 3 minutes of my life but.. But it started again. I came up with the idea of wearing my x12s which stopped the ear piercing part of the noise. I eventually passed out. Here I am at 11:00am a broken man, scarred and torn. If you want to see it unfold pm me for my Snapchat [b][i][u]EDIT[/u][/i][/b]: [b][i][u]NIGHT 2!!!!!!![/u][/i][/b] 1am THE F7CKER IS BACK OH MY GOD IT DOESNT END SOMEOME NUKE THIS PLACE [b][i][u]EDIT: NIGHT 2[/u][/i][/b]: its currently 9:45am and I shall recap on NIGHT MOTHER EFFIN 2!!! So I was looking for that bastard while is was blasting me with some super sonic Pokemon bat move and in all my glory ALL OF IT!! I SEE IT! Now my room is a standard room, its a garage and there is a part that is just gym equipment and the only thing separating the two parts are some drawers. On the, let's say, "gym" side is a big steel shelf and from day one I knew that bastard cricket was on or near or behind that shelf. So I have to stand on the drawer to see the top of the shelf which I did and I saw it and it was like a rush of emotions. I was thinking what the duck to do know since I didn't want to take my eyes of it in case he decided to Houdini on me but I found a clothes hanger thing. So I flicked it out of the corner (so it would fall behind the shelf) and it landed on the floor. I jumped off to pick it up BUT THE BITCH VANISHED!!! Anyway he didn't make any noise for the rest of the night and I slept soundly. TL;DR FOUUND DA BITCH BUT IT FLEEWWW. IT REALISED I WAS ALPHA BITCH AND IT WAS NO BITCH. SO BITCH DIDNT MAKE ANY BITCH NOISES FOR THE REST OF THE BITCH NIGHT AND I SLEPT LIKE AN ALPHA BITCH. Hopefully there isn't a night 3. [b][i][u]EDIT:[/u][/i][/b] 10:10am I decided to go back to the war field and I found the bitch on the ground. Its dead. There will be no night 3 EVER. *master chief voice* It's finished. [b][i][u]EDIT[/u][/i][/b]: [b][i][u]NIGHT 3[/u][/i][/b] 12:07am I can hear the crickets outside an it's bringing back bad memories. I heard a cricket earlier a few times, tried looking for it but no luck. So far everything it's okay. Wish me luck. I need sleep. [b][i][u]EDIT NIGHT 3[/u][/i][/b] 4:55AM I THOUGHT THIS MOTHER F7CKER WAS KILL!?!? FUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKK WHY WHYWHYWHWHHWYY IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR HIM FOR HALF AN HOUR THE BASTARD IS BEHIND THE STEEL SHELF IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW BEYOND CONPREHENSION. I SAW HIM DEAD!?!? I THREW IT OUT SIDE!! WHAT THE LIVING HELL EVEN!?!? IM ABOUT TO GO ON A MASS MURDER IM SO AHHHHHHHHGGHGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [b][i][u]EDIT NIGHT 3[/u][/i][/b] 5:08 GREAT NOW THERE IS ANOTHER ONE. EXCEPT IM LOOKING AT THE EXACT SPOT WHERE THE NOISE IS AND THERE IS NO CRICKET. ITS INVISIBLE. [b][i][u]EDIT NIGHT 3[/u][/i][/b] 5:26am I've decided to sleep in the lounge room and I can still here the bastard. At least its not loud. [b][i][u]EDIT[/u][/i][/b] 10:00AM and thus ends the torment of previous nights. Rip cricket RIP IN HELL. Thank you all so much for getting me through the hard times. This will be my last edit and this thread will go silently in to the night. Sweet dreams, prince. Sweet dreams...
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