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Edited by S7Oracle: 3/2/2015 3:10:48 PM
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A Hunter walks in on a Titan...

*The [b]Hunter[/b] walks in to find his bro, The [b]Titan[/b] wearing one of his prized cloaks while posing in the mirror* [b]Hunter[/b]: You know if you had chosen the path of Hunter you wouldn't have to break in to my room to wear one of those... [b]Titan[/b]: WHA?!- I.. I was *ahem*... I was just trying to find an appropriate cloth to er... help that sweeper bot... and... [b]Hunter[/b]: Come on, now, Titan, don't be coy, I'm not oblivious, if anyone didn't choose to be a Hunter for the cloaks they'd want to know someone who is one to wear them. [b]Titan[/b]: BUT DO YOU SEE HOW SPIFFY I LOOK!? [b]Hunter[/b]: Yeah, yeah, I kn- Whoa, turn around for me for a sec. *[b]Titan[/b] turns around* [b]Hunter[/b]: Yeah, damn, that looks even better from the back... turn again... *[b]Titan[/b] turns again* [b]Hunter[/b]: That armor is just... SO KILLER WITH THAT CLOAK! [b]Titan[/b]: I KNOW RIGHT?! [b]Hunter[/b]: Hold on, I've got my Ghost here, let me just get some shots... for err...educational purposes... of course... *[b]Hunte[/b]r begins to take some shots* [b]Hunter[/b]: Yeah, just turn a little bit, yeah... that's greeeat... now give me a pose, like you're in trouble and a Hunter's coming to save you! *Strikes a pose of a Titan in distress* [b]Titan[/b]: Like this? [b]Hunter[/b]: Yeah... [b]Titan[/b]: This isn't weird at all, is it? [b]Hunter[/b]: No man, just one Hunter bro taking shots of his Titan bro in the Hunter bro's fabulous cloak. [b]Titan[/b]: Yeah, you're totes right. [b]Hunter[/b]: Did you just say totes? [b]Titan[/b]: Maybe? I.. I don't know, I sometimes just say stuff without thinking. [b]Hunter[/b]: Get. Out... [b]Titan[/b]: Okay... *Hangs head in shame* [b]Hunter[/b]: ...WITH THAT SASS SISTAH! Come here with some of those poses! [b]Titan[/b]: YAY! [b]CONTINUED...[/b] *The [b]Warlock[/b] finds himself entering as well* [b]Warlock[/b]: You guys doing a cloak photoshoot again? [b]Titan[/b] & [b]Hunter[/b]: (both) YEP! [b]Warlock[/b]: CAN YOU GET SOME SHOTS OF ME IN THE CLOAK TOO?! [b]CONTINUED... AGAIN...[/b] *[b]The Speaker[/b] also manages to find his way to this specific location* [b]Speaker[/b]: I could tell you to keep the racket down as some people are trying to sleep around here... [b]Hunter[/b]: Wanna get in on this? [b]Speaker[/b]: I could tell you that I have work to do in the morning, the kind of work that requires me to stand around in one room all d- OKAY! [b]Speaker[/b]: Just make sure you get my good side, this mask isn't very flattering... [b]CONTINUED... THE SEQUEL...[/b] *[b]Lord Shaxx[/b] of the Crucible somehow stumbles upon this location* [b]Shaxx[/b]: What am I witnessing? [b]Hunter[/b]: Lord Shaxx! Sir, we were just... er- [b]Shaxx[/b]: What is that Titan doing with a cloak on? [b]Hunter[/b]: Sir, just give me a chance, put the cloak on. [b]Shaxx[/b]: Put the cloak on?! Hunter, have you forgotten your sense of self? They are called class items for a reason. [b]Titan[/b]: Sir, please, just try it. [b]Shaxx[/b]: I'm sure it won't do any harm just this once... *[b]Shaxx[/b] puts the cloak on* [b]Titan[/b]: How is it? [b]Shaxx[/b]: I FEEL EMPOWERED! [b]Hunter[/b], [b]Titan[/b], [b]Warlock[/b] and [b]The Speaker[/b]: (All) RIGHT?! [b]Shaxx[/b]: Hunter, get your Ghost ready for this. *Ghost begins taking shots of Shaxx* [b]Shaxx[/b]: I'M CRUSHING THIS!

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  • Edited by pyrotic: 3/2/2015 5:56:22 AM
    BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! the titan this article concerns has been removed from the titan order for the wrongful usage of class items. The images from the photoshoot were leaked earlier last night and commander zavala had this to say: "There is no respect in a titan who does not look like toilet paper is caught in his pants" Our prayers go forth to you titan.

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