I'll make edits for new questions. Specify which weapon number your answer is directed at. [b]Weapon One:[/b] [b][i]CHUGCHUGCHUGCHUG[/i][/b] [u][b]EDIT 1:[/b][/u] Bingo! Aviixe got it on the first guess. It was [b]Invective.[/b] [b]Weapon Two:[/b] Cawhh...Cawhh....Cawhh... [b][u]EDIT 2:[/u][/b] Duckenz got it! It was [b]Patience and Time.[/b] [b]Weapon Three:[/b] [i]uuurrrrrrtcuecuecuecuecuecuecue[/i] [b][u]EDIT 3:[/u][/b] One of Long Face's dopplegangers guessed it: it was the [b]Vex Mythoclast.[/b] [b]Weapon 4:[/b] Chawt-chawt-chawt-chawt-chawt. [b][u]EDIT 4:[/u][/b] It was a close one, but IslandF0x made the definitive answer: It was the [b]Mida Multi-Tool.[/b] [b]Weapon 5:[/b] [b][u]CHUN*CHUN*CHUN*CHUN* [/u][/b] [b]EDIT 5:[/b] Aviixie got another! It was [b]The Fourth Horseman![/b] I'll be back later with more, but I gotta go for the time being. Hope you guys enjoyed this random goofiness!