News: Today the North Koreans unleashed 2 nuclear bombs on northern border of China.
Kim: 'spits out [i]Dictator Puffs[/i] cereal and yells for his general.
General: Yes sir?
Kim: Last night... When I said, "nuke the Chinese"... Well... I meant for you to microwave the takeout XD
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pity comment have a cute and slightly related pic http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cat-scratchers-putin-kim-jong-1.jpg or a hot girl if you want (or whatever your into)
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Do you not understand how a forum works. Subjects and forum titles this should be in off topics . [spoiler]your joke sucks[/spoiler]
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I said "Lunch" not "Launch"
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It's ok, Vlad Putin stopped the nukes with his bare hands while riding a bear.
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Lol it's a old one but still good
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Funny
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Lmao that's amazing
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WHERE CAN I GET THIS 'DICTATOR PUFFS' THAT YOU SPEAK OF?
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Plehz comment