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2/26/2015 3:37:15 AM
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You are eating pizza with friends
You spot the one perfect slice. Perfectly sized for your appetite, with the perfect amounts of toppings.
You reach in to get it
Suddenly someone at the table grabs it right before you get to it.
What do you do?
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#Offtopic
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6 RepliesDo the same thing when he spots his perfect girl.
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Let him have it? Fighting over food is barbaric.
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Let it go. Perfection is unattainable; pursue excellence instead.
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Flip the table and start fighting
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"Aww man! I was gonna get that piece" "Do you want it?" "Nah I'm just kidding bro." [b]*picks up another slice*[/b]
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Praise the Nine?
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Eat them
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Crush their skull.
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Ask for that slice because I was reaching for it. If worse comes to worse I'll fight him.
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They take the slice, i take their life.
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Excuse me, I paid for this pizza. Give me money or put the slice down. If he doesn't comply? [spoiler]1v1 no scope obviously [/spoiler]
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 2/26/2015 9:37:19 AMWhine about it(no pun intended) [spoiler]Then bite them[/spoiler]
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Lol friends... As if
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13 RepliesDuel him.
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Don't share pizza in the first place. Buy a pizza for each person.
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Impossible. There is no perfect slice for me. No single slice can completely satisfy me.
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Whatever he can have it
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Fight to the death
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Ask my friend a random question like "If I named my kid Fabian do you think he'd become a gay clothing designer?"
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Eat all the other slices.
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Kill self.
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Hit him with another peice
