Fap while taking a Nitrogen bath. The coldness will condense your body, making you harder. It has to be nitrogen though, or else there isn't enough cold to make a noticeable impact on performance. [spoiler]It's like fapping in snow, but instead it's liquid nitrogen[/spoiler] [edit] I'm surprised this didn't shake more heads... Year two players, what've you got to say on the subjct? [spoiler]ayy ninjas, no CoC has been violated, this has been around for six months. You had your chance to remove it.[/spoiler]