Be thankful you don't live in the city of Uruk during the reign of Gilgamesh. The law of that city states that he as the king was to consummate the marriage before the husband was allowed to.
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Yeah, That guy was the worst kind of asshole.
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Bearbeitet von Gaara444: 4/9/2014 1:05:41 PMWhat?! My friend, Gilgamesh was the greatest ancient king who ever lived! Who ruled Babylonia with honor and glory alone!
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Nah bro. Solomon was better. Hundreds of wives. Didn't steal a single one from another guy. Manliest man who ever manned.
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Bearbeitet von Gaara444: 4/9/2014 1:15:23 PMDid Solomon go on an epic quest to slay a beast that roared fire and breathed death? Did Solomon tell the Goddess of Beauty and Sex to -blam!- off? Did Solomon build an entire city with his bare hands? Gilgamesh did.
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Point taken.
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It's weird, but every time I hear Gilgamesh I think of Gimli. Legolas two already! I'm on seventeen!
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I laughed so hard when I learned this in class.
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I remembered reading [i]The Epic of Gilgamesh[/i] on a public bus and I busted out laughing over everything he did that was complete bullshit. "Drink and be merry, for everyone's Loins are ripe for the taking tonight!"