[b]NOTE:[/b] Observe the water circle above. It is the culmination of our two greatest foes: Water, and circles. We must know our enemy in order to fight it! Study the nature of this beast! [quote][/quote] Think about it. Has a circle ever done any good for you? I know the answer to that question: no. No, absolutely not. A circle is in [b]no way[/b] beneficial to the betterment of the human race. [b]They're pointless.[/b] Circles are useless, and the fact is, that they only serve to cause mental anguish in the lives of many students. So, why? Why would anyone invent something so pointless? I'll tell you why, because they want to see the world burn! They're trying to waste all of our time with something so pointless, in order to accomplish something! The fate of humanity hangs in the balance, and if we don't stop these circular water drinking foes, we'll fall into an age of darkness! Look around you, and acknowledge the circles. Become aware of how widespread this threat really is! Circles are on the base of your lamp, on the wheels of your car, on the design of your favorite watch, they're everywhere! They're all looking at you, scheming. Plotting in hopes to a corner-less, pointless world! Who would create such a monstrosity, you might ask? Aquaman. He is the mortal enemy of the NMPA and all that we stand for, and it would be against our moral values to let such a fiend continue to exist! Aquaman and his legion of aquaholics [circular] must be stopped! Join me, my brothers. Join me and we will stop our geometrical foes once and for all!