D3: Pete’s Garage
Featuring a New Vendor: Mr Me-Laggy
Catchline: ‘Polish on…polish off…polish on…etc.’
New Game Mode: Ain’t She a Beauty!
Rules: the more of Pete’s Cars you shine in a timed event, the greater the rewards! (dev note: it’s a bit like fishing…)
New Loot Available: ‘Pete’s Shiners’ emblem / shader + ‘Pete’s Suds’ - an exclusive new ghost made out of bubbles that drops a rainbow of bubbles in its wake!
Who can play? Anyone who donates to Pete’s Auto Enterprise via the EverWorse store…simply buy tokens to select one of Pete’s Cars from the Garage, then polish that sucker till you drop!
Based on your final ‘Shiniest’ score you will receive a choice of 3x opportunities to secure a prize…behind driver’s door #1 or Skrub passenger door #2 or is it in the trunk - door #3?
Prizes: shiny - a lint-free cloth / shinier - a framed picture of Pete and the car you just skrubbed / shiniest - framed picture of Pete’s Garage Collection featuring Pete 💩 himself!
Special Offer - Only available to former employees!! Simply insert your former ID Number to gain an EXTRA 7 tokens for FREE!! So you can play the way YOU want to!
Msg from Pete 💩 to all former model roles (geddit?!): ‘Ha! Ha! I told you we had your backs! You’re welcome! Enjoy!!’
Launch Date: tbd
Price: 🤑🤑🤑
SMH 🙄
Ease Springs! 😉
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The ghost mod actually sounds kinda cool.