The witness being dealt with has made me care pretty much nil for these seasons/episodes. The story is lackluster and I couldn’t care less about the vex.
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But it’s so exciting bro, Osiris is having a relationship crisis with a russian robot bro, please turn up dialogue volume to 10 and do it on all 3 characters bro, and make sure to collect some samples in a patrol zone nobody ever gave a -blam!- about bro, and kill some more vex enemies in a repetitive battleground that has an expert version but expert actually gives worse loot than Normal bro. Because bro, this is content bro, we are Bungie and we’re -blam!- amazing bro. We cook up the best -blam!- bro.
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But we got the gay love story everybody wanted! S*x with a robot!
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A shoehorned gay story. If it was well written and compelling it wouldn't be an issue. As it stands a vast majority of the characters that talk at us are boring and suffer from telling, not showing. Hot take - crow is the only character that has had any meaningful character development that we interact with consistently. The other vendors/characters are boring and static and could be realistically replaced by sweeper bot and the narrative wouldn't change at all.
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Worked for Scarlet Witch. Until it didn't.