I’m the artistic type. I have been so since the moment I could wield a crayon. When mom bought printer paper, she got two packages. One for the printer, one to go in a box with my name on it by my tiny pink table and chair. I remember being 3 years old, wearing my overalls and favorite butterfly hair clips, scribbling my potato people and worm dogs. I papered the wall with drawings in every room I was allowed, but it was never enough. As young as I can accurately remember, I liked to draw on the walls. I called it decorating. I could not be stopped. I even had a special song I’d sing when I decorated. I wonder why I always got caught. Punishment worked for just about any other “bad” act, but not decorating. Couldn’t say how much of my early childhood was spent standing in the corner with a fistful of crayons in my front overall pocket. I liked decorating, and nothing could deter me from my passion.
Fast forward a short distance. My parents made a quickly noticeable mistake the day they taught me to write my name. I branded half the things in the house. The bunk beds, the underside of every table, the wall behind the towel rack, and so many books that if you visited my parents house and picked yourself a bedtime story, you’d likely find me somewhere in there, with the i drawn like a lollipop. This habit died hard. Once again, lots of corner therapy.
Around the age of 10 I started to partake in quiet vandalism. Tiny corners of paper, scrawled with the date and a simple three-word sentence: “You radically suck.” This was my favorite insult at the time. I thought the word “radical” hilarious, and used it as often and forcefully as possible. I left these messages just about anywhere, taking care that they not be immediately discovered. I hid them in library books, under table legs, behind coffee makers, within stacks of plastic cups, between window panes, and if I could get away with it, tucked inside any accessible baseball cap. I still find this simple act of anarchy slightly funny. I must give little me credit for being so dedicated to the craft. I like to think those messages are still being discovered.
Throughout my earlier teen years I liked to travel with post-it notes and a black pen. This I used to scribble sketches of my environment when I found myself bored. The salt shakers at a restaurant, pigeons outside a cafe. They were fine sketches, nothing special, and nothing worth keeping. Utilizing the stickiness of my paper of choice, I left those little drawings anywhere I pleased. I imagine most of them got chucked the second they were discovered.
When I was 16, I was gifted a sticker printer. Anything you can draw in black and white can be printed on some durable weatherproof sticker paper, cut to size, and semi-permanently smacked to any surface available. In my wallet I currently have 22 stickers of little mushroom men demanding chaos. These have been placed where they may go unnoticed, like underneath shelves or inside cabinets, but they are there. I like knowing they are there. Downtown is a stop sign on a street corner by a bar and my favorite cafe. This stop sign is periodically replaced, because we just can’t stop putting stickers on the back, and the shitty city doesn’t like that. Currently 4 of my works are stuck up there. A Bigfoot with an AK-47, a bee with a pink flower smoothie, a cat in a sock, and a previously mentioned anarchist mushroom man. They haven’t changed the sign in about 8 months, which is a new record for us. The other sticker vandals have a fantastic sense of humor. My current favorite being a depiction of Adam Sandler as a powerful deity. Chances are your sticker will be buried by a hundred more before the sign is replaced, but that’s ok. You can barely see the sock cat anymore, but the others haven’t been covered up yet. This is what community feels like.
If you couldn’t grasp the overall message of this post, vandalism is fun and harms no one. So what if somebody has to change a stupid sign once a year, they’re getting paid.
Go forth and vandalize
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Gasp, another sticker vandal!?!
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[quote]vandalism is fun and harms no one[/quote] And remember, kids, stealing is just harmless fun!
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When I leave a job for another I usually do the same on as many "not so much used" things so they'll find them later. Like the farthest below beer kegs, listing boards, back of the mixer fridge etc.
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Maan, we threw down a bunch of Lambda's at one point. Resistance stylee. I wish I could say more but I've heard people get charged for "wilful and malicious destruction of property" which is a felony where I live. And it hasn't quite been 10 years :(
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Bearbeitet von One Shot Ted: 7/25/2022 9:04:06 AMImagine how many people come across your works of vandalism and think the infamous line: "I wish [i]I[/i] could draw like that." Also, that bit about "decorating" reminds me of the time I broke into my mom's make-up when I was like 4 and decided to doodle on the walls with lipstick. According to her, I also called it "decorating" at the time. I used to sketch stuff on the walls of my classroom when I was in middle school. I was often sentenced to a desk in the corner of the classroom for talking to friends in class (I was more social back then), which gave me the perfect opportunity to draw or write some stupid -blam!-. In 7th grade, I saw that someone written "fap" on the wall. I had never heard this term at the time and had no idea what it implied, but I decided it was an endlessly funny noise for some reason. Naturally, the intrinsic urge to drive anything remotely funny into the ground through repetition compelled me to write it [i]everywhere.[/i] Nothing was safe. Every wall in every one of my classrooms said "fap" in at least 4 places. In 8th grade, I did the same thing with the "epic face." I got bored after that and mostly stuck with drawing random stuff on my worksheets through high school. Around the borders, on the back, next to questions, in the answer columns, et cetera. My favorite thing to do was illustrate my answers with some kind of stupid, comical scene next to whatever I wrote. It often involved ninjas because I thought they were cool at the time. My magnum opus came about during STAR testing (some California assessment thing) near the end of high school. I think it was like 2013 or 2014? I was always an exceptionally good test taker (I was even invited to the International Baccalaureate program, which I declined because I'm -blam!- lazy), so I finished an hour and a half early. That was when I came up with my first and only OC, who I named "Boredom." He was me, but in a semi-chibi anime style, complete with the signature purple hoodie that I used to wear (back in the days when I didn't overheat at 70°F in a tank top). I think I still have a couple of old sketches of him floating around somewhere in a box. I don't draw much these days, but thinking back to some of the stupid -blam!- that I drew as a kid occasionally gives me something to chuckle about.
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Over the past year I have been, as violently as I know how, jamming the word radical into my everyday conversation with... everyone, so much so that it is once again a normal word. Some of my friends have begun to use it in an everyday context. It will be revived and I can not be stopped. Also yes go vandalize, it is healthy for the environment and adds color to the hellish industrial landscape. Ever seen a life-size Cat in the Hat spraypainted onto the side of an unused Cat diggy-machine (technical term)? It is truly wonderful, and it's the city's fault for leaving the Cat there and not finishing the road after 3 years of construction work.
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we got a bad a[i]s[/i]s over here
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Bearbeitet von Roguefellow531: 7/25/2022 12:05:08 PMIn eighth grade I would get done with my work super fast and would have nothing to do so I’d draw Pixar characters on the desks. Mike Wasowski was my personal favorite but people kept drawing a shlong on him
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Honestly, vandalism is kind of cool. Looking outside of a car or train window seeing it on trains or buildings or anything is cool. Most of the time it’s just something goofy that doesn’t harm anyone. Plus they’re showing their awesome talent they have. 🍍
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This probably won't get taken down, but making a post regarding a comment Bungie makes on their site will.
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i found this on a bench outside a church last month