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Star Wars! Empire Strikes Back! But made with a keyboard and emojis! Part 1

It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy. Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth. The evil lord Darth Vader, obsessed with finding young Skywalker, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space.… ⚪️ ☄️ ______________ 💥 _________________/—————————— 🤖 _________________/—————————— _____ ___/O O\____ / O O \ \______________/ -===|____\///\\\/_____ \——————/ \____________/ \ / / \__________/ / / >=o\ / / / / \ \ | | \ \ / / \ \ o / / / \o | | \o / / / / | | | | / o==o |o \o==o / / / / \ \ / \ / / / \ / \ 🦘😃 _________________/—————————— Luke: Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han, old buddy, do you read me? Can: Loud and clear, kid. What's up? Luke: Well, I finished my circle. I don't pick up any life readings. Can: There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser. The sensors are placed, I'm going back. Luke: Right. I'll see you shortly. There's a meteorite that hit the ground near here. I want to check it out. It won't take long. (Tauntaun noises) Luke: Hey, steady girl. What's the matter? You smell something? 🐼🤜☠️😵 _________________/—————————— Luke: Ahhrrggh ____ ____ / _| |_ \ // || || \\ // || || \\ // ||_____|| \\ / __| |__ \ /_\😶 / .— .| | ~--. \| | /.~ __\ | | /__~.| | 🦘 .~`=='\ | | / _.-'. | / / \ | | / .-~ _.-' 🥫 | +---+ 🐻 \ _.-~ | `=----.____/ # \____.----=' .=---~~~~\ (_) /~~~~~---=. 😶😶 | /`---'\ | \ \ / \ / / `. / \ .' `. /.__________.\ .' `--.___________.--' Can: Chewie! Chewbacca: *chewbacca noises* Can: All right, don't lose your temper. I'll come right back and give you a hand. Rieekan: Solo? Can: No sign of life out there, General. The sensors are in place. You'll know if anything comes around. Rieekan: Commander Skywalker reported in yet? Can: No. He's checking out a meteorite that hit near him. Rieekan: With all the meteor activity in this system, it's going to be difficult to spot approaching ships. Can: General, I've got to leave. I can't stay anymore. Rieekan: I'm sorry to hear that. Can: Well, there's a price on my head. If I don't pay off Jabba the Hut, I'm a dead man. Rieekan: A death mark's not an easy thing to live with. You're a good fighter, Solo. I hate to lose you. Can: Thank you, General. _____________________________________ 😶 🥫⛄️ 😶 😶 ———————————————— Can: Well, Your Highness, I guess this is it. Leia: That's right. Can: Well, don't get all mushy on me. So long, Princess. Leia: Han! Can: Yes, Your Highnessness? Leia: I thought you decided to stay. Can: Well, the bounty hunter we ran into on Ord Mantell changed my mind. Leia: Han, we need you! Can: We? Leia: Yes. Can: Oh, what about you need? Leia: I need? I don't know what you're talking about. Can: You probably don't. Leia: And what precisely am I supposed to know? Can: Come on! You want me to stay because of the way you feel about me. Leia: Yes. You're a great help to us.You're a natural leader... Can: No! That's not it. Leia: You’re imagining things. Can: Am I? Then why are you following me? Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss? Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee. Can: I could arrange that. You could use a good kiss! ____ ____ / _| |_ \ // || || \\ // || || \\ // ||_____|| \\ / __| |__ \ /_\😶 / .— .| | ~--. \| | /.~ __\ | | /__~.| | 🦘 .~`=='\ | | / _.-'. | / / \ | | / .-~ _.-' 🥫🤖🎃 | +---+ \ _.-~ | 🐻 `=----.____/ # \____.----=' .=---~~~~\ (_) /~~~~~---=. 😶😶 | /`---'\ | \ \ / \ / / `. / \ .' `. /.__________.\ .' `--.___________.--' Can: Why do you take this apart now? I'm trying to get us out of here and you pull both of these. C3P0: Excuse me, sir. Can: Put them back together right now. *Chewbacca noises* C3P0: Might I have a word with you, please? Can: What is it? C3P0: Well, it's Princess Leia, sir. She's been trying to get you on the communicator. Can: I turned it off. I don't want to talk to her. C3P0: Oh. Well, Princess Leia is wondering about Master Luke. He hasn't come back yet. She doesn't know where he is. Can: I don't know where he is. C3P0: Nobody knows where he is. Can: What do you mean, "nobody knows"? C3P0: Well, you see- Can: Deck Officer! Deck Officer: Yes, sir? Can: Do you know where Commander Skywalker is? Deck Officer: I haven't seen him. It's possible he came in through the south entrance. Can: It's possible? Why don't you go find out? It's getting dark out there. Deck Officer: Yes sir! C3P0: Come along, Artoo, let's find Princess Leia. Between ourselves, I think Master Luke is in considerable danger. Deck Officer: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance.He might have forgotten to check in. Can: Not likely. Are the speeders ready? Deck Officer: Not yet. We're having some trouble adapting them to the cold. Can: Then we'll have to go out on Tauntauns. Deck Officer: Sir, the temperature's dropping too rapidly. Can: That's right. And my friends out in it. Assistant Officer: I'll cover sector twelve. Have com-control set screen alpha. Deck Officer: Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker. Can: Then I'll see you in hell! End of part 1

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