Thanks for showing up! We've been waiting on your @$$! You are here… for "C-O-O-K-I-E R-E-D-E-M-P-T-I-O-N! from ANYWERE!" (TM) Sounds good, OH YEAH But first don’t forget to Like and Subscribe to the channel so that I can live that PHAT life. If we get 1000 likes I’ll get off my lazy @$$ and make said channel. Let's goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Whatever platform you're on (except KFConsole): Step 0: Log into the game #durrrrrrrrrrrrr Step 1: Collect dawning associated crap, in this case [u]Chitin Powder and Multifaceted flavors[/u]. And essence; don’t forget the essence. Step 2: Bake said crap into [u]Bright Dusted Snowballs[/u] for your favorite smurfette [u]Tess[/u] with your Eva brand whoop-dee-do Oven. Step 3: Now for cookie redemption: From anywhere in game. Steps 4 thru 72: -[u]Open the Eververse store[/u], I said it (moohahhahahahahahah; hook, line, and sinker. You're welcome Bungo) -[u]Redeem cookie for gift [/u] [b]***Fight the urge to spend your loot on the cash cow that is Eververse which should be sunset LoL [/b](#MOOOOOOOOOOOO right @ ya Seraphim Crypto :) #betrayal #sorrynotsorry -[u]Cycle the menu[/u] to the left or right [u]to leave the store page[/u] -[u]Cycle the menu back to the store[/u] -[u]Redeem the next cookie for your gift[/u] -[u]Repeat[/u] Ka-Boom! Do it. Or don't. Peace Guardians. EDIT: For those without a sense of humor or better yet folks without a morbid sense of humor [u][b]I have underlined the instructions[/b][/u] EDIT2.0: well... it's official... after having enjoyed an extremely fine 18 year we'll call Chivas... I have reread my post and your comments. I am truly sorry for having infected any of you with my crazy... truly... sorry EDIT 2.1 Merry Christmas