Dear new users, [spoiler]Stop leaving empty cans on my porch. The Domino’s pizza guy’s dog is going’s to bring its girlfriend’s boyfriend; my basement is already full of Jerry-s so he can’t stay here. What do I do?[/spoiler] Scrupulously, Ion [spoiler]I found my dad’s Stratocaster. Gonna learn electric guitar this winter! I have 9 years of piano and music theory, 7 years of playing percussion, and 3 years of marching band. How hard can it be...[/spoiler]