*Shoves hand grenade into turkey* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last weekend’s op was a complete failure. Skull Team 6 were ordered to seize all the turkey stuffing in the world to make all Thanksgiving feasts feel incomplete. Before Skull Team 6 succeeded in ruining everyone’s Thanksgiving, SHIELD’s legendary strike force Fireteam Zulu intercepted them and a firefight ensued. Our forces suffered heavy casualties and HYDRA had no choice but to pull back all remaining Skull Team Commandos. Because of this defeat, stuffing will still be on the menu during Turkey Day. You win this time SHIELD! On an unrelated note, organization morale here at HYDRA is at an all time low. It is so bad that workplace suicides are now a commonplace. Maintenance will have to reinstall safety nets outside all bases worldwide to catch and subdue potential jumpers. If any personnel are losing faith in The Cause please do not off yourself. Instead, please vent your frustrations to Cheryl in HR. That is all for this week. Get ready to hail HYDRA! [T]7 [T]/ [b][i]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!![/i][/b]