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Star Wars! A New Hope! But made with a keyboard and emojis! Part 15!

_________________________________ 🤔/|———|\🍾 ——————————————— Vodka: He is here... Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi! What makes you think so? Vodka: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Tarkin: He must be dead by now. Vodka: Do not underestimate the power of the force. Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion. *beep* Tarkin: Yes? Officer: Governor Tarkin, we have an emergency alert in detention block A A-twenty three. Tarkin: The princess! Put all sections on alert! Vodka: Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Tarkin: If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape. Vodka: Escape is not his plan. I must face him alone. _______________________________________ | [][] | | [][] | | 😃 🐻🥫⛄️ /| | $&@&#*<€ @{}*/ | ————————————————— Can: Oh! The garbage chute was a really wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you've discovered! Let's get out of here! Get away from there... Luke: No wait! _______________________________________ | 💥[][] | |💥 [][] 💥| | 😃🐻🥫🏹 ⛄️ /| | $&💥@&#*<€ @{}*/ | ————————————————— Luke: Will you forget it? I already tried it. It's magnetically sealed! Leia: Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed. Can: Absolutely, Your Worship. Look, I had everything under control until you led us down here. You know, it's not going to take them long to figure out what happened to us. Leia: It could be worse... Can: It is worse. _______________________________________ | [][] | | [][] | | 😃 🐻🥫⛄️ /| | $&@&#*<€🦑 @{}*/ | ————————————————— Luke: There’s something in here with us. Can: That’s your imagination. Luke: Something just moves past my leg! Look! Do you see it?! Can: What? Luke: Help! _______________________________________ | [][] | | [][] | | 🐻 🥫⛄️ /| | $&@&#*<€ @{}*/ | ————————————————— Can: Luke! Leia: Luke! _______________________________________ | [][] | | [][] | | 🐻 ⛄️ 🥫 😃🦑 /| | $&@&#*<€. @{}*/ | ————————————————— Luke: Blast it! My gun is jammed! Can: Where? Luke: Anywhere! ________________________________________ | [][] | | [][] | | 🐻 ⛄️ 🥫🏹 💥 /| | $&@&#*<€. @{}*/ | ————————————————— _______________________________________. | [][] | | [][] | | 😃 🐻🥫⛄️ /| | $&@&#*<€v @{}*/ | ————————————————— Can: Luke! Leia: What happened? Luke: I don’t know it just let go of me and disappeared. *Metal clanging* Can: I’ve have a very bad feeling about this. _______________________________________ | [][] | | [][] | | 😃 🐻🥫⛄️ /| | $&@&#*<€ @{}*/ | ————————————————— Luke: The walls are moving! Leia: Don’t just stand there, try to brace it with something! Luke: Wait. C3P0! Come in C3P0! C3P0! Where could he be? _______________________________________ |. £€¥😶 |. €🎃 😶 |. €🤖 😶 |. %%¥😶 ————————————————— Trooper: Take over. C3P0: They’re madmen! They’re heading towards the prison level. If hurry you might catch them. Trooper: Follow me. You stand guard. C3P0: Come on R2. _______________________________________ |. £€¥ |. € 🤖🎃 🔫😶 |. € |. %%¥ ————————————————— C3P0: Oh! All this excitement has overrun the circuits of my counterpart here. If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance. Trooper: Alright. _______________________________________ | [][] ⛄️ | | [][]🥫 | | 😃🐻 /| | $&@&#*<€ @{}*/ | ————————————————— Can: Get on top! Leia: I can’t! Luke: C3P0! |€🤖🎃 ———— C3P0: They aren’t here. Where are they? R2D2: Beep. C3P0: Use the comlink? Oh, my! I forgot turned it off! _______________________________________ | [][] ⛄️ | | [][]🥫 | | 😃🐻 /| | $&@&#*<€@{}*/ | ————————————————— Can: One thing’s for sure. We’re all gonna be a lot thinner! C3P0: Are you there, sir? Luke: C3P0! C3P0: We has some trouble. Luke: Listen to me! Shut down all garbage mashers on the detention level, will you? Do you copy? C3P0: Shut them all down R2! Hurry! _______________________________________ | [][] ⛄️ | | [][]🥫 | | 😃🐻 /| | $&@&#*<€@{}*/ | ————————————————— *metal clanging stops* *Excited happy noises* C3P0: Listen to them! They're dying, R2! Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault! My poor master! Luke: C3P0 we’re alright! You did it. Hey... hey, open the pressure maintenance hatch on unit number... where are we? Can: Three-two-six-eight-two-seven. End of part 15.

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