Offtopians, Offtopickles, Floodians, whatever you want to call yourselves, I am honored to serve you. Though this backyard needs some trimming, Offtopic is a special place populated by some of my favorite people. Though I may have gained this seat via shitposts, I can assure you that my promises are very much real. I hope to bring this great land to even greaterness. That’s totally a word don’t bother looking it up. To my friends, acquaintances, silent supporters, and enemies, thank you. I hope I can live up to your expectations. To my Vice President and former opponent, Aifos, thank you for taking this rather treacherous road with me. You were an honorable and just adversary and I am proud to have you stand beside me today. For better or for worse, I’ll always be here Offtopic. There’s no promise of me not occasionally being the tyrannical hippie I am, but we’ll see.