—/ 🦑 🐻🥫\——/🎅🏿😃 👽\——/👾 Can: Can Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderaan system. Obi-Wan: Yes, indeed. If it's a fast ship. Can: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? Obi-Wan: Should I have? Can: It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs! I've outrun Imperial starships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo? Obi-Wan: Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked. Can: What is it? Some kind of local trouble? Obi-Wan: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements. Can: Well, that's the trick, isn't it? And it's going to cost you something extra. Ten thousand in advance. Luke: Ten thousand? We could almost buy our own ship for that! Can: But who's going to fly it, kid! You? Luke: You bet I could. I'm not such a bad pilot myself! We don't have to sit here and listen... Obi-Wan: We haven't that much with us. But we could pay you two thousand now, plus fifteen when we reach Alderaan. Can: Seventeen, huh! Okay. You guys got yourself a ship. We'll leave as soon as you're ready. Docking bay Ninety-four. Obi-Wan: Ninety-four. You'll have to sell your speeder. Luke: That’s ok. I’m not coming back to this planet ever again. —/ 🦑 🐻🥫\——/ 👽\——/👾 Can: Seventeen thousand! Those guys must really be desperate. This could really save my neck. Get back to the ship and get her ready. Chewbacca: *Chewbacca Noises* —————————————————— |¥£€@@@@&$¥€€| 👽🤔 | 🙂 | \___________________/ 🎷👽 ☠️☠️🐸🐙 👾👽 🎺👽 🎷👽 🦎🏹🥫 🦑 🦐 \—/😈 \—/ _______________________________________ Greedo: Going somewhere, Solo? Can: Yes, Greedo. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba that I've got his money. —/ 🦑 🥫\——/🔫🦎 👽\——/👾 Greedo: It’s too late. You should have paid him when you had the chance. Jabba's put a price on your head, so large that every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first. Can: Yeah, but this time I got the money. Greedo: If you give it to me, I might forget I found you. Can: I don't have it with me. Tell Jabba... Greedo: Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. Can: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice? —/🦑 🥫🏹\——/🔫🦎 👽\——/👾 Greedo: You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship. Can: Over my dead body. Greedo: That's the idea. I've been looking forward to killing you for a long time. Can: I’ll bet you have. —/🦑 🥫🏹💥\——/💥🔫🦎 👽\— —————————————————— —/🦑 🥫🏹\——/☠️ 👽\——/👾 or —/🦑 🥫🏹💥\——/🔫🦎 👽\— —————————————————- —/🦑 🥫🏹\——/☠️ 👽\——/👾 There, now nobody can argue on who shot first. —————————————————— ! ! |¥£€@@@@&$¥€€| 🐙🌚 | 😱 | \___________________/ 🎷👽 ☠️☠️🐸🐛 ! ! 🎺👽 🥫 👾👽 ! 🎷👽 ! ! 🦑 🦐 \—/😈 ☠️\—/ _______________________________________ Can: Sorry about the mess. |o| |o| 🎱 Vodka: Her resistance to the mind probe is considerable. It will be some time before we can extract any information from her. []€😶 😶🍾 ————————————————- Tarkin: Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion. Imperial: The final check-out is complete. All systems are operational. What course shall we set? Tarkin: I think it is time we demonstrate the full power of this station. Set your course for Princess Leia's home planet of Alderaan. Imperial: As you wish. End of pt 7.