A medium sized dragon lumbers in, sniffing the air.
English
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How may I serve you?
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[quote]How may I serve you?[/quote] What is your strongest drink?
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Takes a knife and a glass. TotallynotHoTh slashes his wrist and pours the blood in the glass. Enjoy. What’s been on your mind?
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[quote]Takes a knife and a glass. TotallynotHoTh slashes his wrist and pours the blood in the glass. Enjoy. What’s been on your mind?[/quote] The Dragon hocks a small flame into the drink, igniting it, before pouring it all over himself. “I am looking for meats. Rare delicacies. The kind you cannot even find on the black market. What have you got?”
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Bearbeitet von snowboardwoody: 1/6/2020 5:17:35 AMAnything you could ever want. (The rules of this bar is. You come in. I give you what you want. And you pay me by talking about yourself. You can ask me about me if you want. But I will do my best to steer the conversation back to you)
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[quote]Anything you could ever want. (The rules of this bar is. You come in. I give you what you want. And you pay me by talking about yourself. You can ask me about me if you want. But I will do my best to steer the conversation back to you)[/quote] “Surprise me. Tell me of the most exotic array of meats that you can conceive of and are able to serve me. Also, tell me about yourself. Why did you want to own a bar? Is it just you that works here? What inspired you to become a bartender?”
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Bearbeitet von snowboardwoody: 1/6/2020 5:31:20 AMI like the idea of being a bartender because I could talk to all kinds of people. But I would not do it in reality because I don’t like the idea of getting people drunk for a living. So I do it on the internet because I can’t get anyone drunk here. Why do you ask? I have sarlacc heart
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[quote]I like the idea of being a bartender because I could talk to all kinds of people. But I would not do it in reality because I don’t like the idea of getting people drunk for a living. So I do it on the internet because I can’t get anyone drunk here. Why do you ask? I have sarlacc heart[/quote] “Interesting. Why do you not like the idea of serving alcohol in real life? Why would you believe yourself to be the cause of another’s drunkenness?” The Dragon licks its lips. “How many stalactites hearts are in your accessible storage?”
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Infinite. Alcohol abuse has ruined many lives and the life of my real grandfather who I never met Bacharach he died of alcoholism. I don’t want to perpetuate it
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Bearbeitet von The Dragon: 1/6/2020 6:04:28 AM[quote]Infinite. Alcohol abuse has ruined many lives and the life of my real grandfather who I never met Bacharach he died of alcoholism. I don’t want to perpetuate it[/quote] “Admirable reasons. Now how many sarlacc hearts will this trash buy me?” The Dragon places a twenty-five kilogram monkey statue of solid gold onto the countertop.
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There are no prices. What’s going on in your life?