Me: Walks past Xur with Strange Cookies in hand."Hey Xur!" Forces a smile. Xur: Sees cookies in my hand, looks at them pointedly. "Gaurdian, always a pleasure, those for me? I'd give you a Powerful Edge Transit or Riskrunner for them." Me: Looks down. "Oh these?" Puts on a tight grin then crumble them in my hand. "Oops, sorry let me bake you another" Me: Whips out Levante Oven and and puts in Taken Butter and Electric Flavor, then adds Essence of Dawning. "Badda bing, badda boom." Me: Takes them out and crumbles them again. "Oops, I'm so clumsy today, must be these new Edge Transit Gloves. Xur: Watches all of this, is desperate to get his reputation back. "Umm.... Err...I'll give you a Prometheus Lens for some cookies, or what Pre-Forsaken Era Exotic do you want?" Looks at me desperately. Me: Looks thoughtful "How about.... NO! I want a new Post-Forsaken Exotic... Say... an Ursa, or Lord of Wolves would be nice." Xur: Looks uncomfortable. "Uhh Titan, I only sell what the Nine will me to... Now how about a nice bundle of Masterwork Cores?" Me: Yelling. "Oh yeah I can dig me some Cores, and Xur, get with the times, they're called [i]Enhancement Cores[/i] now. Me: Giddily walks off with Cores in hand..... The End Like and comment if you liked it! Thanks for reading! -GreenzillaD