Here is a list of different people we have all run into or have even been at some point. I used to post these in D1, and I feel it would be fun to bring them back.
[u]This is meant to be a lighthearted and fun post.[/u] Feel free to comment any others you think of.
Enjoy!
1) The Spawn Killer - The guardian that camps enemy spawns and is the source of many rage quits
2) The Good Samaritan - The guardian on your team that is always there to save you from the verge of death
3) The Leroy Jenkins - The guardian that rushes into battle straight away only to get rushed by the entire opposing team
4) The Terminator - You can almost hear this guardian say "I'll be back" right before they slaughter the opposing team
5) The Usain Bolt - The guardian that breaks the speed of light when running from a super
6) The Steve Urkel - The guardian on your team that pushes you into enemy fire then looks at you as if to ask "Did I do that?"
7) The Bouncer - The guardian on your team that wont seem to let you pass by them until you show some ID
8) The Lone Puppy - The guardian that always runs off on their own and gets killed
9) The Lone Wolf - The guardian that has grown into a wolf and proceeds to obliterate the opposing team without any help needed
10) The Super Duper - The guardian that gets a super to chase them across the map until the super runs out
Anything else you can think of? Feel free to add it below!
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Great post.
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11) the suicidal is there just to complete daily
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The Dancer - the guardian who uses all his emotes during a crucible match The Coward - the guardian who always seems to be with you... until an enemy guardian shows up. The DDoser - self explanatory The Snipe God - the guardian who averages a 3.0 or better KD just using snipers. The non-meta - uses the most wacky, most ridiculous weapons in comp. The Idealist (also known as the moralist or the saint) - Refrains from using Lunas and not forgotten in quickplay The Titan ape - dust rock blues, one eyed mask, shoulder charge.
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10 People I met so far: 1. Contacting Destiny Servers 2. Contacting Destiny Servers 3. Contacting Destiny Servers 4. Contacting Destiny Servers 5. Contacting Destiny Servers 6. Contacting Destiny Servers 7. Contacting Destiny Servers 8. Contacting Destiny Servers 9. Contacting Destiny Servers 10. Guess who . . .
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Do people in raids next
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I always seem to be on the same team as a bouncer haha.
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The special addict runs into open fire just to pick up a green brick and die is also quite fond of stealing all the ammo from the group of enemy's you killed it's as if the silly green ammo brings them an odd form off satisfaction.
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The special addict runs into open fire just to pick up a green brick and die is also quite fond of stealing all the ammo from the group of enemy's you killed it's as if the silly green ammo brings them an odd form off satisfaction.
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Here's one, The Helper He's the very helpful guy who strafes in-front of you right as you release an arrow so instead of losing your precious arrow in an enemy you can retrieve it from his back, assuming said enemy doesn't kill you first. So kind of these fellows to catch the arrow so you don't lose it, truly they are the everyday heroes of the world.
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The Prairie Dog - The gaurdian that always pokes up and Snipes or Bows you from some unseen place. You scout the area and find no trace of them...... Then you cross that same place and he is mysteriously back playing "Peek a Boo".
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Trader Joe - Dies immediately every time they get a kill. The Wall - Moves in front of you to block your shot every time, especially if you only need to land one more to get a kill. Never manages to actually finish the kill themselves. The Voyeur - Runs alongside you until you encounter the enemy, then watches patiently from behind cover until after the enemy has killed you before they engage. The Ghost - Runs alongside you until you encounter the enemy, and then suddenly remembers they have something important to do on the other side of the map, leaving you to engage the enemy alone.
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Don't forget, "I don't want sbmm , I'm tired of sweaty matches " this is the guy that will equip his shotgun and not forgotten and proceed to sweat against noobs.
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The Average Competitive Guy: guy that hovers around a solid 1.0 and solo queues Comp. Generally a solid team player, plays the objective, does his best but he knows sometimes it won’t be enough bc he can barely carry himself but he tries his damnedest. Great support/team shoot guy, will rock Bubble on Countdown. Either has really good games or really bad games. Usually a good sport and always responds to hate mail with GG or congratulates guys who he handed the last win to for their Fabled rank. Convinced himself if he puts in enough time he will be able to get a pinnacle weapon but he’s barely hanging on
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"The Stinky Warlock" - The warlock who is always running nova warp who proceedes to wipe your entire team 2 times in a row Ps: On behalf of all other classes, I hate you.
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Bearbeitet von Corrick II: 12/10/2018 6:48:24 AM“The Bounty Hunter” - plays to complete bounties, somehow actually completes them despite their total, absolute ineptitude in PvP, then gets the eff outta there before annoying their probably already frustrated teams any further. (Aka “me”)
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Did I do that?
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6) the Steve urkel. I hate this the most. I was playing a comp match solo on burnout and I had chaperone on. I went up to bridge where I knew 2-3 enemies were and waited till an enemy came around the corner and mapped him with chaperone. Then I knew I could map the next guy from further away so I stayed put hugging the wall. What does my teammate do? Inside of going around me on my right side he slides into me pushing me in front of the enemy. I die my stupid teammate dies and the enemy kills the other 2 teammates. This happens so often. Common don’t follow someone so close, take your own path. Idiots.
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The Good Christian Girl - The guardian who, when you're charging with your super hanging out, jumps off the map as if to say, 'Not tonight, honey.'
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#11, the Simon Cowell, the guy that will message you after the game to tell you everything you did wrong that you already know you did. And also hasn't been in any movies or anything good--so why do we listen to him anyway?
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/250105732/0/0
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The "I GOT THIS" that poor, Poor .... Poor bastard... chasing a Warlock in a Nova warp to protect his team, running around with his tractor cannon, completely oblivious that the very team mates he is trying to save, are now all being tea bagged by the BILBO (FIND my Related Post in this Forum). then the moment comes, for The "I GOT THIS" to make his move, as the warlock runs into a room, the IGT does not look, does not see, he only feels the anger in front of him, as he enters, the room only to get Shot down by a Volley of Bullets, as the many WTF's are screamed into the headset. IGT's have Zero radar awareness, Zero... Radar... Awareness....
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The Insecure Squatter: the player that crouches behind a wall with a shotty and teabags whenever he gets a filthy kill, receiving much hate while drinking the victims tears. Also has had many 1 day bans due to constant reports
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Bearbeitet von mr. angry eyes: 12/11/2018 4:13:57 AMThe Ejaculator Power slides every corner and one pumps the pipe to orgasm at 5.0. The Googler Uses a search engine to research the cheapest tactics. The Pacifist Watches their team die but if they had involved themselves, their teammates would live. The Masochist Only wants to complete quests and grows roots when stationary. The Skynet Runs VaC and anything that kills it is a cheater and a bundle of sticks. The Analyst Scours forums and data mines for future meta strategies while hating you and the game. The 1% Daddy buys them a $10 000 setup but to truly compete they pay for a cheat service.
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The Brain Dead: Walks and never slides or sprints, especially doesn’t sprint. Holds an auto rifle the whole game. Sees their radar as complete danger. Decides to become God in the flesh when they get their one super.
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The person who doesn’t care cause the crucible sucks but they want the power engram. And they are not at fault bungie makes you have to do some daily and weekly crap to get them. I fit in this category.
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The try hard: Only uses pinicle weapons every chance like lunas and bag on you in quick play. They also group fire with militias birthright.