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Surfe in einer Flood (Flut) von beliebigen Diskussionen.
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Part 3

A while later, The Grand Troll accompanies troops on the way to silence the heretic A stop cone: "When we joined the Offtopic, we took an oath!" SpecOps Users: "According to our station! All without exception!" A stop cone: "On the blood of our main accounts, on the blood of our alts...we swore to uphold Offtopic!" SpecOps Users: "Even to our banning post!" A stop cone: "Those who would break this oath are Heretics, worthy of neither pity, nor mercy! Even now they use our Bungie’s creations to broadcast their lies!" SpecOps Users: "We shall grind them into salt!" A stop cone: "And continue our march to glorious salvation!" A stop cone: "This username suits you. But it cannot hide that status." The Grand Troll: "Nothing ever will." A stop cone : "You are The Grand Troll, the will of President. But these are my users. Their accounts matter to me. Yours does not." The Grand Troll: "That makes two of us." A stop cone : (respectful) "Hmmm...." User: "Leader, there is no doubt: the mods will remove the post!" A stop cone: "We'll be long gone before they do." A stop cone: "Warriors, prepare for combat!" A long battle follows. Many users leave or are banned. At the end, only The Grand Troll is left to face the heretic. The Grand Troll: "Turn, heretic." Mad Mack: "The Grand Troll. I would rather delete my account than let the Offtopic leaders lead me to my ban." The Grand Troll: "Who has taught you these lies?" A user enters the post. The Grand Troll: (shocked) "A Flood forum veteran!" 420 Guilty Spark: "Hello! I am 420 Guilty Spark." Mad Mack: "Ask the veteran about The Ninja Forum. How they would sacrifice us all for nothing!" 420 Guilty Spark: "More questions? Splendid! I would be happy to assist you." Mad Mack: "The Users are blind, but I (brings in two identical alts) ... will make them see." A tough battle ensues, but The Grand Troll is victorious. 420 Guilty Spark: "Unfortunate. His debates were most enjoyable." The Grand Troll: "I had no choice, Holy Flood veteran. This Heretic imperiled the Flood’s return." 420 Guilty Spark: "Flood vet? The Flood’s return? Why do you meddlers insist on using such inaccurate verbiage-ohhhhh myyyyy!!!!!" The Flood vet is carried away by King Nate. The Grand Troll: (disbelievingly) "That... is a Flood veteran!" King Nate: (indifferently) "So it is. Come, we are leaving this post."

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