I can turn both my wrists and elbows 360 degrees, also I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds.
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[quote]also I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds.[/quote] [i]Gambini: So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes. Mr. Tipton: I don't know. I'm a fast cook, I guess. Gambini: I'm sorry, I was all the way over here. I couldn't hear you. Did you say you're a fast cook? That's it?! Are we to believe that boiling waters soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth?! Mr. Tipton: I don't know. Gambini: Well perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?! D.A. Trotter: Objection, Your Honor! Judge Haller: Objection sustained. Gambini: Are you sure about that five minutes? Mr. Tipton: I don't know. Judge Haller: Mr. Tipton you can ignore the question. Gambini: Are you sure about that five minutes? Mr. Tipton: I don't know. Judge Haller: Mr. Gambini, I think you've made your point. Gambini: Are you sure about that five minutes?!! Mr. Tipton: I may have been mistaken.[/i]
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Lol, I just watched that last night!!
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[quote]also I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds.[/quote] HOLY SHIT