Tokens are your primary means of monetary exchange in the Playland. If you are tired of the ball pit, crazy tubes, and kiddy slide that all smell faintly of dirty diapers, tokens open the door to unimaginable wealth. For the bourgeois, tokens are easily acquired by begging parents for a measly $20 worth of grown up money, which can be exchanged at the prize counter for several dipping sauce cupfuls of tokens. If you were born a proletariat scrub, you must earn your tokens. But it can be done. Tokens often lurk under any arcade machine raised 2 inches or more above the floor. They chill in coin slots, and in the nooks and crannies of the jet ski or race simulator. If you search fastidiously, you can accrue enough tokens to have a chance at that stuffed panda the size of your chubby aunt Linda...
But getting the panda (and with it the glory) requires finesse, dedication, and skill. You must play a strategic selection of games and challenges to increase your chances of efficiently converting your tokens into tickets. As mentioned above, tokens are your means of exchange, your only way to acquire tickets. The panda can only be freed with tickets, and the thin layer of dust covering his contorted body all wedged up between the top shelf and the ceiling, is ample proof that just anyone [b]cannot[/b] win the prize of all prizes. Bill Gates could walk in with a brief case full of platinum, and that panda wouldn't budge an inch. Not without tickets, not without tokens. Tokens are life. Tickets the symbol of their worth.
You must deposit your tokens in small slots as offerings to the gods of chance and fortune. Whack the mole is a good idol for those wishing to convert physical energy into ready tickets. Slot ball is ideal for those with sharp skills and a supple hand, offering the chance for modest rewards. But the mecca of all token alters is That Which Has No Name. But that all children worship and adore. Its price: 1 paltry token. Its potential for reward: lets just say its potential for reward is the definition of the word "infinite". Its rules are tantalizingly simple: a single light quickly circles beneath a pizza sauce besmirched dome. Outside the dome a bright button flashes proudly and invitingly to all. The trick: stop the racing light with a simple push of the button, between two shimmering goal posts. The closer to the goal, the more tickets bestowed. Stop the light [i]between[/i] the goals, and the alter will shudder with an apoplectic spasm of sound and light, dispensing more tickets than the Obama administration can print hundred dollar bills. Some say George Lucas recorded R2-D2 while the poor droid was going through heroin withdrawal, and that his jubilant cries of agony are that which grace the Alter's hyperactive fanfare. If you hear that sound the -blam!-ing panda is yours. But beware, The Alter Which Has No Name recognizes neither class, race, age, skill, nor dedication. The rich have squandered fortunes upon it, all in pursuit of the panda, only to have some fat hot pocket junkie deposit a coin, mumble incoherently about sonic the hedge hog, smack the button, and win. Why someone who will likely die of diabetes at age 12 should be favored by the gods is overwhelming proof to many that if they exist, they do not care a rats ass about justice.
But such is the Law of The Playland...
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2 AntwortenYou have been beaten by foman
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7 AntwortenI'm glad i took a break from eating ass to read that. Now read this: 01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 00101110 01100010 01100101 00101111 01000100 01001100 01111010 01111000 01110010 01111010 01000110 01000011 01111001 01001111 01110011
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3 AntwortenWhy was this moved to Offtopic?
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1 Antworten[spoiler]Dumb Mods[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von pgordon201292: 12/11/2017 2:03:44 AM🌎 F L A T E A R T H 🌏 🌍 E A R T H F L A T 🌎
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[spoiler]Well played sir[/spoiler]
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Recruiting for the new rebellion! Tired of the sith uprising? Join today! https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/240181052/0/0
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1 AntwortenI see your adventure into the wasteland brought many fish. Good job. Welcome back.
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1 AntwortenI've gotten to the second to final ring in that machine and was one off of getting into the final and winning the prize
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this is true beauty
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someone forgot their helmet.
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This so should be in gaming, lol. Excellent post!
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Been down that road We achieved greatness,accumulating over 600 tickets the joy on our faces when we realised we had enough to get Two more power ranger key rings was priceless.
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1 AntwortenWe've failed
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I agree grinder golem should stay at three
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3 of the best! He’s made them pay!
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It took them long enough to move this lol
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Foman sees past your facade and now tortures us for your sins
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I got the premium pack so anyone who comes with me gets 100 tokens.
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Welcome back to offtopic oh brave and flat one.
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You stood bravely against the salt of dentistry but the one they call foman who wields a mighty banhammer struck you down back to this abyss... welcome back
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3 AntwortenWe should copypasta this in Destiny 2
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ALL HAIL FLATBREAD