So many people claim to be gender fluid, like washer fluid or amniotic fluid. Featuses swim in amniotic fluid, and when born become feats, making Rihanna and Eminem rich. Washer fluid cleans away dead bugs, it literally saves lives. The Federal Highway Commission estimates that 90% of all children conceived while driving are 20% more likely to be born because of washer fluid. So where does this leave gender fluid? Intuitively, gender fluid is as much a fluid (and thus a liquid) as the fluids cited above. Fluids form the backbone of life on earth, infusing the biosphere with the potential for buoyancy. It is the aim of this paper to shed light upon the purported buoyancy differentials of greenland sharks when placed in a standard water fluid vs a mainstream gender fluid. This, it is hoped, will answer the perennial question of fresh water biology. Namely: [i]can fish (specifically grendland sharks) swim in a gender fluid?[/i]
Note: What do you think is the answer and should I submit this as a grant proposal?
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