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If Gender Is Fluid Can Fish Swim In It?

So many people claim to be gender fluid, like washer fluid or amniotic fluid. Featuses swim in amniotic fluid, and when born become feats, making Rihanna and Eminem rich. Washer fluid cleans away dead bugs, it literally saves lives. The Federal Highway Commission estimates that 90% of all children conceived while driving are 20% more likely to be born because of washer fluid. So where does this leave gender fluid? Intuitively, gender fluid is as much a fluid (and thus a liquid) as the fluids cited above. Fluids form the backbone of life on earth, infusing the biosphere with the potential for buoyancy. It is the aim of this paper to shed light upon the purported buoyancy differentials of greenland sharks when placed in a standard water fluid vs a mainstream gender fluid. This, it is hoped, will answer the perennial question of fresh water biology. Namely: [i]can fish (specifically grendland sharks) swim in a gender fluid?[/i] Note: What do you think is the answer and should I submit this as a grant proposal?

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  • Bearbeitet von OldboyVicious: 11/29/2017 12:33:04 AM
    I believe there was a gender fluid study done a few years back, but the results are highly controversial. The controversial conclusion was that gender is interchangeable, depending on the fluids involved. This, surprisingly, is completely different than cars. With a car, you put gasoline or diesel into it depending on the type of car it is. If you put diesel into a gasoline car, it doesn't then make it a diesel car. With people, gender can change depending on the fluids you put into them. This is a process that the kids these days call "swapping fluids" apparently, it's some sort of a "meme." So, for example, by draining testosterone, and replacing that masculine fluid with a different, feminine fluid , such as say. . . tears, dish-soap, or white wine spritzer, the person becomes a woman. Experiments were carried out involving full fluid swaps, where multiple masculine fluids were completely drained and replaced with feminine ones, and vice-versa. In all cases, the gender of the subject completely changed. One subject was completely drained of whiskey, testosterone, and sweat, and refilled with perfume, soy milk, and cucumber water. Within days, this subject quit their job as a lumberjack and immediately subscribed to buzzefeed. By the end of the week the subject had taken 47 relationship quizzes, determined which Beauty and the Beast character they were based on how many times they cried during Thelma and Louise, and had created an OKCupid profile in which the about me section said "Too lazy, just ask me whatever you want to know" while simultaneously complaining to her bestie that men online were uncreative and boring jerks. She now works in a flower shop, where she spends most of her time swiping left on tinder, where her profile consists exclusively of close up shots of here eyes, with a quote: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." -Marylin Monroe" The study was deemed offensive, because the scientists involved were all male, with one critic citing CIS-gender agenda bias. Despite the fact that there was real, solid evidence saying that gender had nothing to do with the body you were born in, the "fluid swap experiment" was ceased.

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