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9/19/2017 10:57:43 AM
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Hey offtopic, am I pregnant?
Now I know I'm a dude but I think I'm somehow pregnant I haven't had any intimate naked experiences with a guy so idk how I'm gotten pregnant but I'm showing symptoms:
•My breasts and belly are growing
•I can't remember my last period
•I'm always craving food
•I'm much more moody
•I'm always tired.
So am I pregnant? Serious answers only please.
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Yes Congrats [spoiler]What did you expect from us? [/spoiler] [spoiler](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧[/spoiler]
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Go watch that Arnold movie where he has a baby, I’m sure it will answer all your questions.
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gregnant*
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So your becoming a grumpy old bastard [spoiler]KAPPA![/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenThe just called being transgender
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Ask a doctor. They're trained to handle this. I don't think Offtopic is...
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That's not pregnancy, that's called middle age.
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So my baby is finally coming? Don't get an abortion please. That is my baby too.
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ur mom gey lel
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Do you live in Colorado?
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2 Antworten[quote]I can't remember my last period[/quote] Implying you've had one before.
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Bearbeitet von Seldser: 9/21/2017 1:25:37 PM[i]Very[/i]
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Bearbeitet von Catty_Wampus22: 9/20/2017 6:48:16 AMThere's an alien growing inside you. [spoiler]You whore[/spoiler]
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Preganté
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3 AntwortenThere's only one way to find out.[spoiler]whats your social security number[/spoiler]
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1 Antworten[quote]•My breasts are growing[/quote] pics
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Speaking of periods, my toilet must think I'm on mine every day.
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[quote] •I can't remember my last period . [/quote] I found it
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[quote]Now I know I'm a dude.[/quote] And so it begins.
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Guess you should change your name to MildSloot
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Bearbeitet von LordOf27Donuts: 9/21/2017 12:15:13 AMYes, you conceived Whit's child
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The holy child cometh!
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3 AntwortenFun fact: men can have periods too. But more or less you're overweight.
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1 AntwortenNo, you're just fat
