Step 1: Touch yourself Step 2: Identify whether you have a penis or vagina. If unsure, google it with safe search off. Match pictures. Granted, they all look a little different, but there is a very clear distinction between this and that. Step 3: Accept that you are born a human being, and will someday die, along with everyone who you have or will have ever met or loved. Including those you inseminate or birth. Step 4: Try to not die based on the confines and conditions of your local environment, forever until you die. You may attempt to change your local environment via your words and actions but nothing is promised. Step 5: ??? Step 6: Profit