You're right! The northern lights are actually a vast cloud of green Robots that want to kill us, but the ancient Schlasknur banished them from our world into heaven.
( not the same where God and Jesus live because that would be CRAZY and STUPID)
Now after 420 years the green Robots are returning. We need to sacrifice Donald Trump for them, because he was elected president of THE ENTIRE DISKWORLD that is Earth, because everyone knows that only Donald trumps blood has enough Schloobnubs to destroy the green Robots.
Also the different colors of the northern lights are actually different kinds of Robots. Greens are mean, Blues are jews and Reds are... well they're just Ted cruz' real form.
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^More believable than the flat earth theory
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[quote]^More believable than the flat earth theory[/quote]
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I thought Ted Cruz's real form was the zodiac killer
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That too