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You rip the last piece of Toilet Paper off the roll

Slowly you open the cupboard door, and your hand begins to shake as you pray with every fiber of your being that you remembered to restock. But as you reach past the Febreeze you feel nothing. You [url=https://youtu.be/WWaLxFIVX1s]cry out[/url] in woe. For you know what you must do. The towel. The damp, moldy towel that you have been meaning to replace. It beckons you, and shuddering in revulsion you slide it between your asscheeks. You flush, pull up your pants, and take the towel outside where you burn it. You then spend the next hour scrubbing your nether regions, trying not remember. You drive to the store and buy enough toilet paper to last until the turn of the century, vowing that never again will the cupboard be empty.
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