A Warlock is working on an assembly line next to a hunter. Day in and day out they manufacture the same product . During the month of October, the warlock shines and is able to produce more of the Slapadick product than the hunter. He is given a small raise and told "Good job" by the bosses. The Hunter is upset over this event and tell the bosses that he was only outperformed by the warlock because he observed the warlock using and automatic wrench on the Slapadick assembly line which although is more effective in producing results , is a policy "No,No".
The higher ups review the data and although are glad for the warlocks productivity find that he is in error and his pay raise and praise are quickly taken away.
It is now November and the Hunter, feeling that he is on even ground once again with the warlock begins to shine through the use of an effective but long since abandoned method of quickly assembling the Slapadick product. He is awarded at the end of his month with a pay raise and much praise until the warlock points out to their employers that although clever, their is a reason, although never explained, why this method is not used anymore and if you reward the Hunter for this it may set a poor example for future employees. The Hunter is downtrodden when is employee of the month parking spot and gift card or taken away and he goes back to producing substandard work on his respective line. No complaints are filed from either the warlock or Hunter as they are now producing evenly, although below the company's needed quota.
In December a new employee arrives. It is a Titan. Everyone knows the "The new broom sweeps clean" and the warlock and Hunter are pissed because they know they have been ham stringed by each these last two months .
The Titan begins to make is way to the line and quickly shoulder charges the whole thing sending Slapadick products everywhere.
The warlock and Hunter look at each other, wink and whisper "got em".
We all know how the rest goes.
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Good job I'm going to go cry now👍😂
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Great story😉👍