1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him?
2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable?
3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people?
4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.)
5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans?
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[quote]1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him? 2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable? 3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people? 4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.) 5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans?[/quote] 1; because God is scared of satan. Satan will make god his bitch. 2: because God sins as well. 3: god -blam!-ed a lot of women to make humans. 4: Jesus was the greatest -blam!- of all time. He was my -blam!-. I'm black so it's ok for me to say -blam!- 5: he actually did. He -blam!-ed them up real good. They just didn't want to tell the story that way.