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Christianity Question

1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him? 2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable? 3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people? 4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.) 5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans?
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  • 1. He wants Satan to admit his mistakes and ask forgiveness because if he laid into it'd be against his principles 2.Because he wants us to overcome our desires 3. Because he in essence is all the variation of our species 4. Brown. Middle eastern 5. Because he wanted the Romans to take responsibility for their actions after doing the wrong thing. Also he needed to make the prophets stop relying on him so if he wasn't their they'd think for themselves while serving God not while he was holding their hands.

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