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Christianity Question

1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him? 2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable? 3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people? 4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.) 5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans?
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  • [quote]1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him? 2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable? 3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people? 4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.) 5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans?[/quote] 1. I don't know. 2. Because enjoying it is sin. (In all honestly you can't escape sin even if you're good. Then Jesus saves and yada yada) 3. Not that kind of image. Image as in deep emotion and so forth 4. Lmao. Jewish Nazarene. Kinda black. 5. God doesn't feel like he HAS to prove himself. [spoiler]all this implied he exists[/spoiler]

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