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Christianity Question

1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him? 2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable? 3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people? 4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.) 5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans?
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  • Bearbeitet von Tatar Foras: 4/15/2016 5:05:58 AM
    [quote]1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him? Cuz reasons, hell why did God create Satan in the first place if he knew that Satan would rebel? 2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable? Most normal people don't enjoy doing bad things? 3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people? Cuz reasons 4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.) Probably brown actually, definitely not white but still Caucasian. 5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans? Jesus' message was primarily about spreading the word of God and loving one another so using "God" powers to violently overthrow the Romans would've looked pretty bad. [/quote]

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