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Christianity Question

1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him? 2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable? 3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people? 4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.) 5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans?
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  • Bearbeitet von gethyn007: 4/15/2016 2:54:21 AM
    1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him? I've seen loads of answers to this. It's really easy to google it. Pretty sure it's often referred to as "the problem of evil." Here's one I just googled real quick: http://www.biblestudy.org/question/why-has-god-not-killed-devil-satan.html 2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable? Murder and adulatory are enjoyable? Just sayin' - definitely wouldn't consider sins to be a good thing, not actually enjoyable either. 3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people? "In his image" could mean lots of things. It's really easy to imagine what that could mean, but fairly certain this doesn't translate to "God designed us to be printers spitting out copies." 4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.) Not sure 'middle-eastern' equates to 'black,' but to each his or her own, I guess. I mean, heck, not like any of us was there. Besides, there are even passages that imply Jesus could transform his appearance and what not, though the extent to which he did this is unclear in my opinion. 5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans? Didn't want to? Not going to pretend to know or understand the nature of or the reasoning involved with something like an omniscient, omnipotent entity.

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