1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him?
2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable?
3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people?
4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.)
5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans?
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[quote]4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.)[/quote]He was more brown than black. But he sure as hell wasn't white.