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2/29/2016 2:56:44 AM
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I rejected my crush

Last Friday was just a usual day for me. I was walking to my English class, squeezing between other students in the halls. Suddenly a girl stops me. It took me only a second to realize it was my crush, the love of my life. She asked me if Id like to see a movie with her this weekend. I contemplated the offer, but in the end I rejected it. I kindly explained to her I already had a waifu and didn't need another woman on my life. I then explained the superiority of 2D women to their 3D counterparts and went on my way. Today I went to the film with my waifu. The girl, sad and alone, approached me. She forgave me for my rejection and then we had a glorious threesome of me and my 2D and 3D women [spoiler]I'm really tired right now. I deserve to die for writing this post[/spoiler]

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